20 – 24 ½

T22 loops around the front of the pit and stands on the podium. Already, I feel myself raising my arms.

He is looking directly at me.

“APRIL 120 CALLS—“

“TWENTY BID!” I say alone, my hands in the air. I am before everyone else. They say it after me. I am entitled to the order.

“YOU’RE WEARING IT three thousand times,” says T22, eyes wild, making a “sold” hand signal over my head, like dunking a basketball.

I just got all of a three thousand lot order. Look at me.

I do some quick math and calculate that I just spent $6 million on a single trade.

T22’s clerk comes around to give me the ticket. I know what your dick looks like, I think. I look down at the ticket. I look up at the screen. The numbers look off. The stock hasn’t moved, but the calls are lower, now.

“Is that the right price?” I ask him.

“Yeah, man. How does that feel?”

T22

BWWAAAAAA GET OUT OF MY HOUSE is what I said when I ran into the living room but it was a fuckin boneyard. You really wanna party you gotta party with yourself but everyone was already gone what the fuck.

I went back into my bedroom and Lisa and Nicky were honking up an avalanche of the stuff and I said HOLD ON WAIT A MINUTE let me get in there. It suddenly occurred to me that I couldn’t remember what I looked like, I mean, what they looked like with their clothes on. So I get naked too and they are ripping mondo lines off my DICK and I am doing the same, it was off the RICHTER, man. And Lisa was my favoriter of the two, she had curly brown hair and natural tits and was just really sweet, you WOULD NEVER KNOW she sucked dicks for money, well, Nicky you would know, she has that look. But they are probably my best friends in the world. In any case I am doing BIG BUMPS AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME and I am totally maxed out, but the girls aren’t, Nicky gets her purse and pulls out WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT and the next thing you know we are banging rocks in my fuckin bedroom and this is just the thing that I was telling W83 about when he was here, when was that a couple of hours ago I don’t fuckin know. But the kid was so nervous about a little old bump and here I am nervous about a rock and what the fuck is this do as I say, not as I do?

I’m fucked.

I KNEW IT when I did it that this is going to be the end of me and the end and the end and the end. They are going to find my cold dead body in this house. Well FUCK I don’t know who is going to find it nobody fuckin checks on me ever the only people who would miss me are my fuckin customers and they can eat it, they are not going to fly to San Fran fuckin Cisco to find my cold dead body in my own fuckin house. Besides they know I have BIG GUNS and I can take care of myself that is what I do I take care of myself. Don’t believe it ask the girls, ask the hookers I don’t need no fuckin shoulder to cry on NO I DON’T we do bumps and fuck and have a GREAT TIME which is what life is all about.