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Well, that wuz an eazy way 2 win 200 bucks, I shouldve bet him more. But I think Joe started 2 figure out that it wuz not going 2 b eazy 2 contain me 4 much longer when I knew more about options than even tha guys on tha trading desk. This I learned from tha head of quantitative analytics who told me that a trader would not know implied volatility skew if it punched him in tha nose. But I didn’t know enuff 2 work in quant analytics either, they only take PhDs and it iz even harder 2 get a job as a quant than it iz 2 get a job trading. Shit PhD out your azz, it doesn’t mean anything, these guys are Russian mad scientists. So then they sent me 2 trading, and I have wanted my whole life 2 b a trader but it iz Karl, Johan, Tod, Tully, and Savage, and they didn’t really have room 4 an assistant. That iz tha thing about sales, u can never have 2 many salez ppl. There are 2 thousand hedge funds in New York alone.

I told them from tha beginning I think this iz a bad idea I am not much of a salesman even though I have a cute face (so I am told) I scowl a lot and I dont like talking 2 ppl cuz in general I dont like most ppl, I think they are stupid. Imagine what Wall Street would look like if u actually had smart ppl working there. Well, there are some, they find it rather easy 2 make money, dont they. They just take it from everyone else.

Well, it iz true I dont really like stupid ppl but even more than stupid ppl I dont like incompetent ppl. Tha whole reason I wanted 2 become a trader was cuzz I read Atlas Shrugged and I started 2 see tha world in a different way. I knew that Objectivism waz right 4 me. All of philosophy basically boilz down 2 one question: was man born 2 serve others or wuz he born 2 serve himself and I know what I am here 4, I am here 2 serve myself. I dont even know what u want, how am I supposed 2 anticipate ur needs? Being an Objectivist means that reality iz reality and A iz A by tha reflexive property and things are and u cannot change tha way things are. I know this iz a bad explanation but I am not a philosopher but I knew this works. There iz nothing in this world that iz worse than tha giving of tha unearned.

I try 2 think of my favorite Ayn Rand character and it would haf 2 b Ragnar Danneskjold, it wuld b cool 2 b some kind of Objectivist pirate or something. Or Francisco D’Anconia, cuz of tha money speech. I have a good memory I have memorized almost all of that but it haz been a few months since I have looked at it. If money iz tha root of all evil, then what iz tha root of money? Although I do find it unfortunate that Ayn Rand makes all her female characters inheritors having inherited money. I dont know why u can’t have a self-made woman. And my other objection iz that all tha women are sexually submissive, she talks about how it iz in tha woman’s nature 2 b submissive. She iz quite graphic about it actually. U might think these guys were raping tha characters or something, it iz disturbing.