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  1. ALL THE EVIL OF THIS WORLD
  2. Jared Dillian
  3. Contents
  4. 1
  5. SAN FRANCISCO
  6. Clerk
  7. W83
  8. T22
  9. 2
  10. NEW YORK
  11. Fuckface/Savage
  12. Squeg/New Girl/nderivs
  13. 3
  14. GREENWICH
  15. CN/trdrbear
  16. Weber
  17. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

Tod wuz kind of sitting there takin it all in, I’ll come right out and say that I luv Tod. Savage thinks he iz tha king of that desk cuz he trades tha tech pad but Tod iz smarter by half again as much. I like Tod cuz money comes eazy 2 Tod, he waz born with it, raized with it, didn’t have 2 worry about it, and he knowz how 2 make it. He iz a modern-day hero, like Hank Rearden in Atlas Shrugged. I have nothing against blue bloods. Sometimes I have 2 remind myself 2 call him Tod instead of Hank sometimes. But hez not married, hez single, dont know how old he iz, maybe 28, maybe 30, maybe 32. He iz gettin a little old 2 not b married but I have a feelin he has fun after school if u know what I meanz by that. Thatz okay that doesnt bother me one bit. Jealousy iz a terrible thing it haz destroyed many a relationship including my own. But we dont have 2 get into that now, that iz ancient hiztory.

Meanwhile Boone Dog seems he knowz some guys, some lawyers, and he was givin suggestions 2 CN even tellin him where he can hide money. 4 a Southern broker Boone Dog knows a lot of shit like that even Swiss bank accounts, but once they got 2 talkin they figured it out was far 2 late 4 that, hiz wife already knew where tha money was. Maybe that iz a lesson 2 us all when we get married. Maybe that iz a lesson 2 me cuz I am gonna be rich, 2. If I get married maybe I should think about that 2. Maybe I should never tell my boyfriend/fiancé how much I make, let him guess, and squirrel some away in a secret account. It iz not like I wouldn’t pay taxes on it or anything, that iz not tha point. Tha point iz, oh never mind, I dont even have a boyfriend yet, it iz 2 early 2 be talkin about this shit.

Anyway right in tha middle of tha conversation (meanwhile I havent said a word so far) CN iz fallin 2 pieces and he looks across tha table at me and looks at Boone Dog and sez “She is a sweetheart, isn’t she,” and tha table went silent cuz that iz kind of a weird thing 2 say. Boone Dog iz a pro, he playz it 4 laughs and sez 2 CN “Well, it is the quiet ones that u have 2 watch out 4” and everyone got big laughs out of that. Like I said Boone Dog iz not my ppl but he haz been pretty good 2 me all thingz considerin, like sales ppl hate training new ppl cuzz they are goin 2 grow up and take their accounts some day. But he haz been an okay mentor. Besides, I know what I must look like 2 these guyz just low hangin fruit, I know I am cute and pretty and I know I wear black and I am serious as a heart attack. Someone told me (I forget) that Wall Street was goin 2 be tuff 4 a girl like me and they were right so far, I get this all tha time. It iz not a big deal, mostly just jokin nobody iz really a creep about it cept Sticky Peters. CN iz definitely not my type anyway, big and burly, chest hair sticking out of his fancy shirt, sweating and swearing. And he’s married, at least 4 tha time being. I think I was jus in tha wrong place at tha wrong time, I think he liked me at that particular point in time cuz I was tha exact opposite of his wife. Like I was tha opposite of a c-word.