Though I will say that this iz only tha second dinner I been 2 on account of tha firm. Tha first 1 waz more fun, there were 2 other girlz. I have a feeling that it iz going 2 b like this 4 tha rest of my life, me going out with a bunch of scumbags. At least nobody wuz doin blow in tha bathroom, I would of been able 2 tell.

So we wuz all sitting around tha table with this clean white tablecloth and 1000 dollar bottles of wine and all these waiters with their tan jackets waitin on us and other ppl in there in suits (it iz a fancy neighborhood 43rd street or somethin like that), and tha pictures up on tha wall. Not 2 long ago there was a murder a few blockz away, a mob hit. Some Italian guy comin out of Sparxx got shot dead in tha street, so now all these assholes want 2 have dinner there cause of tha sense of danger or somethin. Please give me a break. And they used 2 complain about tha blacks with there drive by shootins. Please give me a break.

Well, Boone Dog iz not exactly my ppl, as far as I’m concerned u can take everythin from D.C. draw a line west over 2 Mizzzzouri and down 2 Louisiana and jus chop it off throw it in tha ocean, we can do without that part of tha country 4 sure. Tha Southeast iz useless 4 real, 2 fuckin hot in tha summer, terrible education down there. I dont even like tha music, hip hop from New York (or even West Coast) iz betta. So he iz a cracka from North Cacka-lacka or whatever tha hell they call that state but I hafta admit he iz smoove with tha customers. He may be from tha South but he knows how 2 dress from tha North 4 starters, and then he jus seems like he really cares bout these other guys and what they are doin in their lives. I dont really care, which iz weird I decided 2 go 2 sales. They told me I would make more money. Well money iz tha most important thing in tha world. Rappers and bankers know this more than anyone.

So Boone Dog iz sittin at tha table and he talks 2 CN all day anyway so all he has 2 say iz how’s it going in tha faint Southern accent and CN starts spillin it, leaves out tha part about his wife and tha contractor cuzz its not polite 2 talk about that at dinner and I gather its kind of graphic anyway. But he’s talkin bout tha divorce which iz not goin well, his wife who sounds pretty smart has hired some barracuda lawyer and she wants half, and it sounds like she iz going 2 get half and probably more. I dont know how much CN iz worth but half of a lot iz a lot. I would b cryin about that much money 2. Well, he wasnt cryin. But he went on and on about how tha money iz all tied up and he didnt have any cash and where wuz he goin 2 get it and on and on. I think thats pretty heartless and kind of bullshit of these women that do that, just cuz u squeeze out 4 kids doesn’t entitle u to 5 million bucks or whatever. So I have a vagina big muthafuckin deal. U dont see me squeezing out 4 kids 2 get 5 million bucks, I gotta get it tha old fashioned way, I earn it. Howz that 4 an original concept.