Well I go back to the booth when I catch a break I sit and get on the internet and they got this new search engine Google I don’t know who these guys are but they are going to kick some ass they are going to kill these other guys YHOO and ASKJ and Lycos, I forget the ticker. I don’t know anything about their stock though but I look up Alcohlic Anonymos and a bunch of shit comes up and then I type in Acoholic Anonymus Sn Francisco and then some more shit comes up and next thing you know I’m looking at lists of meetings like I’m going to go back there with those creeps well it is either that or end up STONE COLD like I said my customers will find my decomposing body. Still these AA weirdos are fuckin weird I don’t like their creepy smiles and why the FUCK are they so nice to you all the time I didn’t do anything to deserve that no. That is part 2 of my philosophy you get what you deserve if you are worthy of PRAISE then you get PRAISE and if you are worthy of SHIT then you get SHIT. Well I have done nothing but SHIT and my life keeps getting better and I get more money and pussy and blow until it is all coming out of my ears what the fuck is that shit. I might as well be an axe murderer and get off SCOT FREE. Fuckin people don’t get what they deserve THEY JUST GET WHAT THEY GET I guess.

Well then I go back to the main AA website and I start lookin at the big book that’s what they call it the big book of Alcoholics Anonymous and yeah I get it I am not really an alcoholic I have just snorted the entire country of Colombia but I guess it’s all the same in the end. So I start reading the book and the first chapter is about this guy Bill and Bill likes to drink a little it seems went to war came back likes to tie one on HEY WHAT THE FUCK he was a Wall Street guy pretty cool, made a ton of dough lost it all made it back that’s what life is all about EASY COME AND EASY GO. This motherfucker though he drank when times were bad and he drank when times were good and I UNDERSTAND THAT FULLY and TO COMPLETION. Sometimes things get a little too bad and sometimes things get a little too good, you gotta smooth it out a little, like with options (HA FUNNY).

Well it sounds like my new friend BILL couldn’t get his SHIT together couldn’t get out of bed at least I can get out of bed and come to work cept this morning when I was lying in my own fuckin vomit, I think that’s a warning sign, they ask you on the quiz 14) Do you lie in your bedroom in a puddle of your own vomit YES or NO (circle one) I guess I would have to answer yes to that one. Shit is starting to get a little bit unmanageable. Up until now I could say I never missed any work because I am a WAR HORSE but I guess smoking crack with two prostitutes in your house will do that to you.