I make my way over to the CMGI pit for an odd lot and all the dudes are like EASY SKEEZY EASY SKEEZY and I know what this is all about they want a TWOMP. First they called it a TWOMP but then the grommets started to wise up to them so then they called it a TWOMPEASY and then they started to wise up to that and now they call it an EASY SKEEZY who knows what the fuck’s next. FUCK THIS SHIT I had enough I empty out my pockets full of TWOMPS and just throw it at these fuckers let them pick it up off the floor. They are pissed and looking at me like I just lost my shit well maybe I did I have had enough of this shit. Quite enough. Maybe it is fuckin crazy to be throwin weed all over the place but who gives a shit I am done I am never using that stuff again.

Question is what am I going to do. Am I going to kick this thing or what all I can think about is the money coming shuffle shuffle shuffle out of the ATM just like that guy said at that meeting. I probably need help but I am making too much money to be like, DUH, I’m checking myself into rehab that would be career suicide. Not like this is a career or anything. This job is like being in one of those phone booths with a fan in it blowing around hundred dollar bills and you’re trying to catch em.

So rehab is out of the question and I don’t want to go sit in a church basement with those banged up women and the smiling dipshits. So I GUESS I am going to have to quit cold turkey, now THIS should be fun. But don’t coun’t ME out I would never count me out not even myself, see, see, that is not even making any sense. But I got NO ADVANTAGES in life and look what I got so FUCK YOU. I can figure this thing out if I put my mind to it.

It occurs to me that I have been wandering around the trading floor aimlessly with my green smock on and my T22 badge and I have probably pissed off about thirty people so far which is very unlike me including my biggest customer Fuckface who has been very patient so far. He probably is not aware that his favorite and BEST broker was smoking crack about four hours ago now. Okay so I had my four hours of FREAKING OUT time to pull yourself together you got this spinoff to deal with, according to Mr. Perfect Fuckface it is going to be a shit show if I have ever seen one. So I make my way over to the COMS pit and sure enough it is jammed full of dudes more dudes than I have ever seen in the history of this floor and I have seen a lot and right in the middle of it is W83 and he looks like he is about to get his ass kicked about ten different ways. Behind him is W83’s crazy fuckin clerk that kid is clearly INSANE but I have been down here a while I can tell you he is going to own this place once he gets a badge. So it is just a sea of humanity if that’s what you can call these selfish fuckin pricks and it’s bobbing up and down and this is the most incredible thing I have ever seen. I’m not kidding. Well I gotta take a piss this thing is going to kick off in five minutes.