I touch my cheeks that hurt from a smile that won’t go away, but it disappears at the sight of the next topic.

Sex on the first date: do I really have to answer this? [w, if this makes you nervous, please skip over this]

W. I take a breath, wondering if I should glaze over his typed words, but if he’s telling me to skip it, then maybe he knows the answer won’t sit well with me. Or maybe he doesn’t want to “come on strong”—it’s not like he’s hitting on me or anything.

This is just the start of a friendship, right?

I decide to look.

Already did it. It wasn’t her first time either.

Either. Meaning he’s had sex multiple times too.

And I haven’t even been kissed…but it shouldn’t matter. Just the start of a friendship.

Been arrested: not yet

Turned someone down: I don’t know what this is implying. Turned someone down for a ride? For a smoke? What is this?

Fallen for a friend: sort of

Sort of. I don’t know what that is implying!

More questions…

Do you have any pets: turtle named Abracadabra—it used to be my brother Mitchell’s before he left for college.

What did you do for your last birthday party: smoked and watched Evil Dead with my friends – it was actually horrible (I had the spins all night and threw up)

Name something you cannot wait for: the end of senior year

What irritates you: being told what to do, what to wear, how to act

Nickname(s): Abbey

Relationship status: hiatus

Favorite TV show: Supernatural and American Horror Story

High School: sucks

College: probably sucks more

Hair Color + Length: brown, short but not that short idk

Height: 5’11’’

Your crush: unknown entity ... not computable at this time

Tattoos: 2, one on the inside of my elbow, the other over my right shoulder blade (my mom started crying when she saw the first one, you destroyed your body!!)

Right or left-handed: Right

Any surgeries: broke my wrist pretty bad and my leg once. I had to have a couple pins put in – I was only about seven and then nine.

Any piercings: no I didn’t want anyone trying to tug that shit out

Favorite sport: lacrosse. All my brothers played, and I’m not the worst at it but I probably hate it the most

First vacation: France. I was nine-months-old and can remember absolutely nothing

Currently…

What are you eating: cold slice of pizza

What are you drinking: that energy drink + vodka

What are you waiting for: a certain someone’s username

Do you want kids: I already feel bad for these kids

Marriage: if I love her enough

Career: who the fuck knows bc I don’t

What do you like…

Hugs or kisses: definitely kissing but I’d take both

Shorter or taller: girls? I don’t really have a preference

Older or younger: probably younger or same age

I’m not tagging anyone else, but if you feel like doing this, knock yourself out. It’s not as bad as it seems. And someone out there owes me a username -- see you in the morning if I haven’t already.