Chapters (69)
- DEDICATION
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- THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
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- HOW TO LISTEN TO THE WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE PODCAST
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- ABOUT THE AUTHORS
- PRAISE FOR WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE
- ABOUT THE PUBLISHER
He drives to his job. His car is nice. Nicer than he can afford, but just as nice as he hopes he can soon afford. His car is aspirational. His gray pin-striped suit, his smile, his silver watch, the way he walks, these are all also aspirational. He doesn’t think of himself as the him that exists in this moment but as the him that will exist soon. He is not far away from the him that he really is. He will be that version of himself very soon.
But then he sees something. It doesn’t matter what. It’s someone dying. It’s sudden and not anyone’s fault, but also could have been prevented. He is sitting in his nice car and he sees this death. And he does not go to his new job. He never does. In fact, since he never actually goes to it, it is not accurate to call it his new job. It is the job he never had. It is a future that, like most futures, never happened.
This has been traffic.
New statistics by the community activist group Citizens for a Transparent Government say that it is as difficult as it has ever been to get through City Hall alive and speak to Mayor Cardinal, that over half of citizens who have appeared before the City Council have been eaten by the council, and that the government is still not transparent.
“I can still totally see them,” said Frankie Ramon, spokesperson for the group. “They’re not even faint outlines in the air, they’re still totally visible, totally opaque. It’s like they’re not even trying.”
Next: a sudden loss of consciousness followed by a waking as a new person, living a new life, but with all the same old questions unanswered. Starting in one, two,
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Jackie dropped off Erika across the street from City Hall. It wasn’t safe for Erika to exist in such close proximity to the source of city law.
“Thanks,” Erika said as they opened the car door.
“Hey,” said Jackie. “Don’t worry about it. Thanks for the cash.”
“You’re a good one, Jackie Fierro,” they said. “And that makes the world a dangerous place for you.”
There was that flutter of wings again, and a dark haze filled the air behind Erika. Once they had unfolded themselves from the car, they stood over seven feet tall, much more than could have fit in Jackie’s compact.
“Be well,” they said, as their feet and then the rest of their body melted down into the sidewalk. “Failing that, Jackie, simply be. Simply continue to be.”
And they were gone into the earth.
“Why did you need a ride if you could do that?” Jackie sighed.