Chapters (69)
- DEDICATION
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- THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
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- THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
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- THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
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- THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
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- THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
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- HOW TO LISTEN TO THE WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE PODCAST
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- ABOUT THE AUTHORS
- PRAISE FOR WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE
- ABOUT THE PUBLISHER
Diane never really spoke to Evan at work. She had seen him many times. They had shared comments at birthday and piñata parties like “Good cake, right?” or “Champagne at work! Great!” or “The sky seemed especially vast and unending this morning.” The usual chitchat.
She didn’t even notice right away that Evan was not at work. Same with Dawn. But as days passed, their absence overtook the mundane humdrum of office talk. Some thought Evan and Dawn had run off together. Diane was not comfortable enough with her co-workers to shame them for their gossiping.
Some speculated that Evan had left his family, that he had a secret life. Some thought he might just be going through personal issues. Some thought he had died and no one had caught the body yet.
Catharine, the division head, called a meeting to discuss the pair’s absence. It was mostly practical, as they had work that needed to get done. Someone offered to drive over to their homes to check on them. Catharine said that would be fine.
Diane almost never thought of Evan. But she was thinking of Evan a lot one morning. Evan was thinking of her too.
Diane looked up that morning. Evan stood a few feet from the front of her desk. He was wearing a tan jacket. His belt was a darker brown than his shoes. His hair was recently cut. His face was clean and smooth. He was smiling, silent.
He was not smiling like one smiles at a co-worker or friend. He was smiling like one smiles for a photo in front of a touristy monument.
His teeth were white. Or, they were almost white. One, his left upper bicuspid, was a little farther forward than any other tooth. His teeth were not white, but they were close.
He was looking toward Diane. He was not looking at Diane, but in her vicinity. She could see his pupils. They were not dilated. They were dots. He was looking toward Diane, but his glance seemed to stop just short of where Diane was. He was smiling.
Diane said good morning to Evan. Evan turned his head slightly.
“It’s good to be back,” he said.
“Where is Dawn?” Diane asked, emphasizing the noun.
“Where is Dawn?” Evan asked, emphasizing the verb. His teeth were stained and crooked.
“Is everything okay, Evan?” Diane asked.
Evan stopped smiling and moved his left foot toward her without putting his weight on it.
Diane’s phone rang.
Evan extended his left arm without bending his elbow. He kept his eyes on the point just in front of Diane.
Diane’s phone rang.
Evan extended his fingers. He bent his right knee still without putting any weight on his left foot.
Diane’s phone rang.
In his fingers was a slip of paper. A small bead of sweat formed along his upper lip. He was not looking at her.
Diane’s phone rang.