Chapters (69)
- DEDICATION
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- THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
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- THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
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- THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
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- THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
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- HOW TO LISTEN TO THE WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE PODCAST
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- ABOUT THE AUTHORS
- PRAISE FOR WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE
- ABOUT THE PUBLISHER
Diane felt herself standing in her kitchen at home, heating soup on the stove, listening to the radio. She could smell the vegetable broth. She could hear Cecil’s voice. She could feel the steam on her face. She could see herself. This was not a memory but a moment happening now. Lying with Jackie on the floor of a King City video store, she felt herself splitting, becoming multiple, and, in doing so, becoming less with each iteration.
She stood up. Jackie had rested enough. Diane helped her, groaning, to her feet.
“Hello,” Diane tried calling to someone, anyone, in the store who could help.
“Hello,” came a voice past the shelves.
“Hi, how do I find you?”
“What are you looking for?”
“You.”
“What do you need me for?”
“We’re looking for someone. We’re new to town and we just wanted to see if you can help us. We just have a couple of questions.”
“So ask them.”
Diane decided not to walk any farther, not wanting to get lost in the aisles again.
“Do you have a Secret Police? We’re looking for a missing child.”
“I’m sorry to hear that. The Secret Police sounds secret. I wouldn’t know about that. We have nonsecret police.”
“We’re looking for a police station. Also the City Hall. Maybe the mayor’s office. I mean, if you just had some phone numbers that would be helpful.” Diane was half shouting. She had no sense how far away the voice was, or from which direction it was coming.
“Well, City Hall is where the mayor’s office is. It’s four and a half blocks down Pleasant Street here. That’s the street you’re on now. Of course, we haven’t had a mayor in years. Gonna be an election soon, I hear. Don’t know why, but we haven’t had a mayor, for, oh, I don’t know how long.”
“Where are you?”
“If you got a missing child, I’d try the police first. I think there’s gotta be one nearby. I mean, I don’t know for sure. I’ve never been arrested, you know?” The voice laughed the insipid laugh of casual conversation.
“Okay. We’ll try that. My son’s name is Josh. He’s the one who’s gone missing. We’re not from here. We’re from a town called Night Vale, but I think Josh may have come to King City. And if he’s here, he certainly loves VHS stores. Also comic book stores. Have you seen any fifteen-year-old boys here? He probably would have been shopping by himself?”
No reply.
“Or maybe a comic store nearby. He definitely would have gone there.”
The shop was silent.
“Hello?”
She looked at Jackie.
“It was real, don’t worry,” Jackie said. “I heard it too.”