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  1. Front Cover
  2. Half-Title Page
  3. Also by the author
  4. Title Page
  5. Copyright Page
  6. Dedication
  7. Prologue (2017)
  8. Bashir
  9. Part One
  10. Philatelists
  11. Harvard Club
  12. Italy
  13. Pleski
  14. Rue de Hesse
  15. Texts
  16. Catherine
  17. Stavro
  18. Rules
  19. Kevin
  20. Ron
  21. Lunch
  22. Oysters
  23. Sensitive
  24. Fuck
  25. Before
  26. Now
  27. Compliance
  28. Game
  29. Lake City
  30. News
  31. Thursday
  32. Dax
  33. Bisse du Ro
  34. Short Report
  35. Part Two
  36. Big Bang
  37. Helen Sykes
  38. Albania
  39. Mohammed
  40. Help
  41. Refugee
  42. Hokey-Pokey
  43. Cheese
  44. Karl
  45. Johns
  46. Due Diligence
  47. Interesting
  48. Coincidence
  49. Toxoplasmosis
  50. Raisins
  51. Stupid
  52. Balloons
  53. Boulangerie
  54. Research
  55. Rehearsal
  56. Boom
  57. Majid
  58. Questions
  59. Movie
  60. Here
  61. 0.0
  62. Part Three
  63. Okoro
  64. Ice Cream
  65. Aasim
  66. Fciid
  67. Three Million Naira
  68. By Friday
  69. News
  70. Missions
  71. Smile
  72. Ringo
  73. Obligation
  74. Mincha
  75. For Catherine
  76. Superhighway
  77. Because
  78. Boyfriends
  79. Religion
  80. Partners
  81. Partners II
  82. Daddy’s Girl
  83. Part Four
  84. To Act
  85. Lies
  86. Good Boys
  87. Mix-Up
  88. Cordelia
  89. Messages
  90. Designated Nationals
  91. Jardin des Alpes
  92. Reggae
  93. Pleski
  94. Debrief
  95. Rue de Hesse
  96. Dead-Eye
  97. Au Revoir
  98. Simple
  99. Acknowledgments

Majid didn’t answer. Which was worse than answering.

“Unhedged?” said Ron.

Majid nodded.

“For fuck’s sake,” said Ron. “We’re called a fucking hedge fund!”

“I didn’t want to limit our upside.”

“Brilliant,” said Ron. “Fucking brilliant.” He rubbed his nose with his right hand and slumped into a chair. “So, tomorrow morning, at 9:05?”

Majid finally turned and looked at him. “We’re fucked.”

“So . . . if any of our clients should want to redeem . . .”

“We need more capital.”

“Under the circumstances,” Ron said firmly, as firmly as he ever said anything, “I’m not inclined to go back to my uncles.”

“I know,” said Majid. “I’m working on it.”

Pleski

PLESKI

The glassed-in room at the Holborn Bank was called “the fishbowl,” a name that had two explanations. One was the obvious one that its glass walls made it transparent, so that anyone in the adjacent reception area could see in. The other was that it was where the bank’s “relationship managers” met current and potential clients—the fish.

Catherine was meeting there with a not particularly pleasant fish named Stanley Pleski. He was in his early fifties and pudgy, with a futile combover and suits that should have fit better, considering what he paid for them. Catherine thought he was repulsive, but he had ten million dollars invested with Holborn, under Catherine’s guidance. He was her fish. Today he was pulling on the line.

Half of his investment with Holborn, five million dollars, he had put, on the bank’s advice, on Catherine’s advice, into low-priced shares of a company called Kemper Media that owned a chain of struggling newspapers in the midwestern United States. It had seemed like a good idea at the time. The bank’s analysts had predicted, and Catherine had proceeded to advise Pleski, that Kemper Media was ripe for a takeover (to be followed by dismemberment), and in fact a takeover bid had come, from a media conglomerate called Plenum, the consummation of which would yield Pleski a handsome profit. But the deal had not been consummated, at least not yet, and it should have been.

“The offer expires next week,” Pleski said, which of course Catherine knew, and he knew she knew, which Catherine restrained herself from pointing out. “Plenum will renew it,” she said, “if it comes to that. They know the delay is a temporary situation.” She was sitting across a polished mahogany table from Pleski. The chairs were rich and comfortable. Her dress was pale blue, which was said to be a calming color.

Pleski was not calmed. “Temporary? You sure? You want to tell that to my five million dollars sitting in the stock of a dead company walking?”

Which Catherine chose to take as a rhetorical question. “Kemper Media is family-controlled,” she said. “Selling a company like that, it’s always an emotional issue.”