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Chapters (99)
  1. Front Cover
  2. Half-Title Page
  3. Also by the author
  4. Title Page
  5. Copyright Page
  6. Dedication
  7. Prologue (2017)
  8. Bashir
  9. Part One
  10. Philatelists
  11. Harvard Club
  12. Italy
  13. Pleski
  14. Rue de Hesse
  15. Texts
  16. Catherine
  17. Stavro
  18. Rules
  19. Kevin
  20. Ron
  21. Lunch
  22. Oysters
  23. Sensitive
  24. Fuck
  25. Before
  26. Now
  27. Compliance
  28. Game
  29. Lake City
  30. News
  31. Thursday
  32. Dax
  33. Bisse du Ro
  34. Short Report
  35. Part Two
  36. Big Bang
  37. Helen Sykes
  38. Albania
  39. Mohammed
  40. Help
  41. Refugee
  42. Hokey-Pokey
  43. Cheese
  44. Karl
  45. Johns
  46. Due Diligence
  47. Interesting
  48. Coincidence
  49. Toxoplasmosis
  50. Raisins
  51. Stupid
  52. Balloons
  53. Boulangerie
  54. Research
  55. Rehearsal
  56. Boom
  57. Majid
  58. Questions
  59. Movie
  60. Here
  61. 0.0
  62. Part Three
  63. Okoro
  64. Ice Cream
  65. Aasim
  66. Fciid
  67. Three Million Naira
  68. By Friday
  69. News
  70. Missions
  71. Smile
  72. Ringo
  73. Obligation
  74. Mincha
  75. For Catherine
  76. Superhighway
  77. Because
  78. Boyfriends
  79. Religion
  80. Partners
  81. Partners II
  82. Daddy’s Girl
  83. Part Four
  84. To Act
  85. Lies
  86. Good Boys
  87. Mix-Up
  88. Cordelia
  89. Messages
  90. Designated Nationals
  91. Jardin des Alpes
  92. Reggae
  93. Pleski
  94. Debrief
  95. Rue de Hesse
  96. Dead-Eye
  97. Au Revoir
  98. Simple
  99. Acknowledgments

“Probably not a coincidence,” Frank said. “Did he talk about jihad?”

“No. But he did mention which hand to use to wipe your ass.”

“Excuse me?”

“Islamic law,” she said. “There are laws about going to the bathroom. Like how to wipe. It’s recommended to use a rock.”

“To wipe? A rock?”

Sykes nodded. “And when you walk into the toilet, you’re supposed to go in with your left foot first. Going out, you use your right foot first.”

“Like the hokey-pokey,” Rafe said, breaking in. He couldn’t help himself. It did sound like the hokey-pokey.

Sykes turned to him with a look that made him hope she wasn’t armed.

“Maybe that was just the public session,” Frank said.

Sykes turned back to Frank.

“Of the class,” he said. “Just a bunch of bullshit. My guy said there was a private session afterward. He wasn’t invited.”

“Can he get invited?”

“He said he could.”

“Do it,” she said. Then, turning to leave, she looked at Rafe again. “Isn’t there something you’re supposed to be doing?”

Without waiting for an answer, she was gone.

“Well,” Frank said, “she really told you.”

Cheese

CHEESE

Majid hadn’t told Catherine he loved her, of course. To do so seemed too blatant, too forward (and, yes, too unlikely to get a reciprocal declaration). And, as he analyzed them (as he was prone to do), he began to doubt his own feelings. But there were feelings. He thought of Catherine when he wasn’t with her. He thought about what she might be doing on nights they were apart. And he remembered the Harvard Club reception, where she had seemed so casual about running into Rafe. Perhaps too casual? Was he jealous? This was all new to him. He had never been jealous before.

The nights he spent with her now were, for him, no longer simple pleasures, mild diversions, unadorned expressions of the animal nature that God, if there was a God, had left implanted in his human creations even as they evolved into private bankers and wealth managers. He wanted to please her more than before, and he was more pleased himself, not just by the sex but even without it, just being there. He and Catherine had never talked about an “us,” of course, and even though he had consistently been surprised, during a decade in the West, by how openly Americans talked about their emotions, Catherine was an exception. In that she would have made a fine Arab. He had a fantasy of his mother meeting with her mother to arrange a match. Except Catherine wasn’t from an acceptable tribe, so that would have been tricky. And she never talked about her mother anyway. Another area that remained off limits.