Back Toad
Chapters (34)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. FOREWORD
  3. I
  4. The goldfish, the pink chaise, the fly
  5. Lance Sterling fires his cap guns, Omar takes a bath
  6. Carlotta
  7. The scarred old toad
  8. The restless creeping of the worm
  9. The raised blade
  10. The Hung Far Low
  11. A ten-dollar car for ten dollars
  12. The country house
  13. The broken pencil question
  14. The morning pill, bedtime pill, two o’clock in the afternoon pill
  15. II
  16. A family of pastoral delinquents
  17. Rosen, Lance, Omar, Aram
  18. The toad’s peculiar poison
  19. The fewmet of the bully
  20. It’s nice shitting in the woods
  21. The Volcano Bar diet
  22. The first tomato
  23. The goddamn baby
  24. III
  25. The house almost atop the hill
  26. Rennel
  27. This place is hard to find
  28. A steely determination to die
  29. Siesta Time 24-Hour Laundromat
  30. The cat, the fish, and the toad
  31. EDITOR’S NOTE
  32. Also by Katherine Dunn
  33. A Note About the Author
  34. Newsletter Sign-up

“It’s Sally. Let her in.” Sam’s voice. I pushed the door open. A path of light fell into the room. Smoke rushed past me and escaped. The room was hot and stank sweetly. The belly watcher sat on the bed with his legs folded, the angle of his knee and the arch of his foot prescribed for ambitions to Buddha. He kept his fists clenched and his belly sucked in so we could see his muscles.

Sam crouched in front of a little woodstove. The hatch was open and glowed red, filled the room with heat. Rennel sprawled at the end of the bed, flexing. I slid onto a table next to the stove. Everyone was looking at me.

“Did I interrupt?”

Sam sucked on his pipe. “Well, it’s kind of a secret.”

“You’re Captain Midnight and this is the Rangers’ clubhouse?”

Sam looked hurt. “I’m applying to medical schools in India.”

Rennel leered. The belly watcher nodded. I made a noncommittal noise.

Sam waved his pipe. “Let me tell you about it before you say anything.” He gestured to the belly watcher. “Oh, this is Lichtenstein.”

He went on, “Well, Lichtenstein knows all about it. It seems you don’t have to have any formal education, degrees, or anything. All you have to do is pass an examination. Well, exams are the same all over. A few tricks and a lot of bullshit and you’re fine. All the classes are taught in English and it doesn’t cost anything because the government is so desperate for doctors that they run the medical schools free. And you know how cheap it is to live in India!”

“Is it?” I asked Lichtenstein. He nodded.

Sam looked at me, triumphant. “Isn’t that fantastic?”

“I didn’t know you wanted to be a doctor.”