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Chapters (34)
  1. Copyright Notice
  2. FOREWORD
  3. I
  4. The goldfish, the pink chaise, the fly
  5. Lance Sterling fires his cap guns, Omar takes a bath
  6. Carlotta
  7. The scarred old toad
  8. The restless creeping of the worm
  9. The raised blade
  10. The Hung Far Low
  11. A ten-dollar car for ten dollars
  12. The country house
  13. The broken pencil question
  14. The morning pill, bedtime pill, two o’clock in the afternoon pill
  15. II
  16. A family of pastoral delinquents
  17. Rosen, Lance, Omar, Aram
  18. The toad’s peculiar poison
  19. The fewmet of the bully
  20. It’s nice shitting in the woods
  21. The Volcano Bar diet
  22. The first tomato
  23. The goddamn baby
  24. III
  25. The house almost atop the hill
  26. Rennel
  27. This place is hard to find
  28. A steely determination to die
  29. Siesta Time 24-Hour Laundromat
  30. The cat, the fish, and the toad
  31. EDITOR’S NOTE
  32. Also by Katherine Dunn
  33. A Note About the Author
  34. Newsletter Sign-up

“Even a little patch like that is a case of genocide. When we planted the other things we just looked for little bare spots in between the plants that were already there. That way you’re just adding things without destroying anything. This formal patch business is against nature. Anti-evolution. If tomatoes were meant to survive they’d be able to compete in a less sheltered environment.”

The dirt patch had become a three-foot-wide circle. All the loose dirt was piled on the screen. Carlotta threw down the shovel and picked up one end of the screen. She dragged it over the depression and shook it side to side. Fine, soft dirt sifted through the screen and down onto the open patch. Dark clods rolled and bounced along the screen. Sam stood up, laying his pipe carefully beside me. He picked up the shovel, retrieved lumps of dirt, tossed them back onto the screen, and broke them with the blade. Only sticks and rocks and weeds remained. Sam threw them to the edge of the trees. Carlotta’s face softened as the dirt piled up beneath the screen.

“How deep are the seeds supposed to go?” She rubbed her arms over her face.

Sam leaned the spade on his shoulder. “Doesn’t it say on the package?”

She fished out the envelope from her pants pocket and read it carefully. “It doesn’t say.”

Sam took the packet from her. “Well, the pumpkin seeds are big and we planted them deep. Those are real little so we’ll just barely cover them, half an inch, say.”

Carlotta ripped open the packet and crouched over the soft mound of earth. Sam retrieved his pipe and squatted, tamping the tobacco with his thick fingers.

“Aram, are you sure there isn’t a top and a bottom to seeds? Shouldn’t one end be up?”

Sam squinted and looked to me, turning Carlotta’s question to me. I shrugged.

He stuck his pipe between his teeth.

“No. Just pretend you’re the wind.”

Rosen, Lance, Omar, Aram