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Chapters (15)
  1. Praise for Eric LaRocca
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. Author’s Note
  7. Part One
  8. Part Two
  9. Part Three
  10. Part Four
  11. Part Five
  12. Acknowledgments
  13. About the Author
  14. Also by Weirdpunk Books
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Although it’s unfortunate you can’t prove the appliance was once in the possession of Mr. Ives at a family picnic, I think my grandfather would be tickled to know of the story and would appreciate the appliance with or without the proper proof.

My grandfather, a World War Two veteran, doesn’t talk much about his involvement with the war; however, he has mentioned time and time again how the Lieutenants in the garrisons would often play Ives on the radio. In fact, one of my earliest memories of my grandfather – other than his distinct smell of lavender – involves me sitting on his lap on the front porch of his house in Revere, MA as a Charles Ives record played.

I understand in your original post you had stressed the importance of the appliance going to the home of a serious collector. Unfortunately, I cannot pretend to claim my grandfather is a dedicated collector. In fact, with his health failing, it’s more than likely that the appliance will be in his possession for a few years – maybe even months if his current doctor’s prognosis proves to be true – before it’s inherited by one of the younger members of our family. Possibly myself.

That’s not to say that my grandfather does not covet his belongings with the tenderness and care of an antiquarian specialist. My grandfather recently purchased a Harpers Ferry Model 1855 musket at a public auction in Danvers, MA. He’s since cared for the rifle as if it were his only child. I visit him occasionally on the weekends when I can comfortably make the trek from Cambridge to Springfield and typically find him hunched over his prized possession, hands furiously polishing the barrel with a cloth.

If you were to sell the antique apple peeler to me – and I wholeheartedly understand if you carry some reservations given the questionable longevity of my grandfather’s health – I can assure you the appliance will be well looked after. If not by my grandfather, then by me personally. As I had explained, I don’t pretend to be an antique specialist; however, I can assure you I make good word of my promises. Of course, you’re more than likely hesitant to accept such a statement from a complete stranger on the internet. Regardless, the apple peeler will be finding a good home.

If you haven’t tossed my email in the trash by now, perhaps we could discuss the matter of the price. According to your post, you’re seeking $250, but will settle for $220. I think that’s more than agreeable given the rich history surrounding the appliance. After all, it’s still in working order!

Would you be receptive to offering express shipping at no additional cost if I offered to pay the desired $250? It would certainly help my pocketbook.

Of course, I completely understand if that’s not possible. We can negotiate at a later date.