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Chapters (33)
  1. Cover
  2. Outstanding praise for Laura Levine and her Jaine Austen mysteries!
  3. Books by Laura Levine
  4. THE PMS MURDER
  5. Acknowledgments
  6. Chapter 1
  7. Chapter 2
  8. Chapter 3
  9. Chapter 4
  10. Chapter 5
  11. Chapter 6
  12. Chapter 7
  13. Chapter 8
  14. Chapter 9
  15. Chapter 10
  16. Chapter 11
  17. Chapter 12
  18. Chapter 13
  19. Chapter 14
  20. Chapter 15
  21. Chapter 16
  22. Chapter 17
  23. Chapter 18
  24. Chapter 19
  25. Chapter 20
  26. Chapter 21
  27. Chapter 22
  28. Chapter 23
  29. Chapter 24
  30. Epilogue
  31. Chapter 1
  32. Chapter 2
  33. Copyright

Before starting the car, I took another look at myself in my rearview mirror. Yikes. My hair really was a disaster. I looked like a cross between Little Orphan Annie and Albert Einstein.

I reached into my bag for my hairbrush to tame down my mop. But the brush I pulled out wasn’t mine. My brush is a $2.79 plastic SavOn special. This brush was one of those fancy British boar bristle models. And then I recognized it. It was Ashley’s brush, the one she was using at the Brentwood Day Spa. I must’ve grabbed it by accident in the locker room.

As long as I was out in Malibu, I decided to stop by Ashley’s place and return it. If indeed the murderer was trying to get me to stop my investigation, it wasn’t going to work. I may be a sniveling weakling, but nobody can say I’m not a foolhardy sniveling weakling.

Yes, I’d go to Ashley’s. It would be a perfect opportunity to ask her some more questions. Maybe this time she’d remember seeing something incriminating.

If not, maybe she’d treat me to an expensive lunch. I sure could use one.

I drove up the winding road to Ashley’s house—correction, palace—in Malibu. It was a sprawling Mediterranean extravaganza, studded with elaborate arches and balconies, very Tuscany-by-the-sea.

I was puzzled by the landscaping, though. All the plants were overgrown, and the lawn looked like it hadn’t been mowed in weeks. Maybe this was the latest thing in landscaping: the Vacant Lot Look. Or maybe Ashley was simply between gardeners.

I rang her doorbell, but no one came to the door. After a minute or so, I rang again. Still no answer. Which surprised me, because Ashley’s Jag was parked right there in the driveway. She had to be home. I pressed the buzzer one more time.

“Who the hell is it?” she finally called out.

“It’s Jaine. Jaine Austen.”

I heard the sound of footsteps approaching. Ashley opened the door, in a flowing silk caftan, holding a glass of what smelled like gin.

“Jaine!” She looked at me in dismay. “What are you doing here?”

Not exactly the warm and fuzzy greeting I’d been hoping for.

I smiled weakly and fished her hairbrush from my purse.

“I took your brush by mistake the other day, and I happened to be in the neighborhood so I thought I’d return it.”

“Thanks, hon,” she said, snatching it from me. “You’re a doll for bringing it by.”

She made no move to invite me in.

First Doris, now Ashley. Clearly these two were not fans of unexpected guests.

“Actually, I wanted to ask you a few more questions about the murder.”

“Oh.” She took a slug of her gin, still blocking the doorway.

“Mind if I come in?”