Back The Deal Goes Down
Chapters (55)
  1. Cover
  2. Other Titles
  3. Dedication
  4. CHAPTER ONE
  5. CHAPTER TWO
  6. CHAPTER THREE
  7. CHAPTER FOUR
  8. CHAPTER FIVE
  9. CHAPTER SIX
  10. CHAPTER SEVEN
  11. CHAPTER EIGHT
  12. CHAPTER NINE
  13. CHAPTER TEN
  14. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  15. CHAPTER TWELVE
  16. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  17. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  19. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  21. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  22. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  23. CHAPTER TWENTY
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  33. CHAPTER THIRTY
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  43. CHAPTER FORTY
  44. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  53. CHAPTER FIFTY
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  55. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

the trick is to do tricks without any shame.

Want an escort, a call girl, an old-fashioned hooker?

Open your laptop, your browser, and book her.

I spotted a man of about my age. I couldn’t see his face, just the back of his head and his clothing from his collar to his mid-back. Men in their sixties and seventies who come to an event like this should look like Bernie Sanders. Or volunteers who’ve canvassed for Bernie. He didn’t. I thought it could be Owen.

While I’m voguing and posing and dancing on poles,

has your great career sucked away all your soul?

Are you better than me because I’m paid to play?

Who here has a talent that they won’t sell for pay?

In your days at the office are you a knight brave and bold?

Always guided by conscience, or do you do what you’re told?

Here’s my story for what it’s worth.

I offer it to you in rhyme and verse.

When you think about yours, is it better, is it worse?

She got some applause, but it was clear that she wouldn’t win. What did I care? I know little about poetry. I wasn’t her mother. As she left the stage, the man I’d noted got up from his seat. As he went up the aisle I saw his profile. It was Owen.

CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE

“I’M SINGIN’…

…and dancin’ in the rain.”

OWEN HELD AN OVERSIZE BLACK umbrella over his head. Huge and round, like it had been made from the wings of a giant bat, its metal struts like skinny bones. I hate umbrellas. When Allison came out, he walked up to her. He held the thing so that they were both beneath it. He spoke. She nodded and smiled. Knowing who was who and what was what, I took it to be a professional conversation on her part, probably something different on his.

If they went somewhere in a car, I needed to be in a vehicle, right then, right there, to follow. If I went to get my own car, they’d be long gone before I got back. Cabs were going to be rare, but I saw one. I dashed through the rain, cut off a couple who thought it would be theirs, wrenched the door open and hopped in.

The driver said, “Where to?”

I said, “Hold on,” as I twisted around to keep watching. Owen asked something. Allison agreed. I told the cabbie, “Those two. We’re going to follow them.”

“Oh shit. One of those,” he said in a thick Arabic accent.

“Yeah, well. It’ll pay well.”

“It better. Fuck Uber. And the cost of medallions.”

A car service town car pulled up. Owen opened the door. Allison passed beneath his umbrella and got in.

The rain kept coming.