Chapters (34)
- Cover
- Other Titles by Susie Bright
- Copyright
- Dedication
- Contents
- Introduction
- Halves
- Surviving Darwin
- Playing Doctor
- Innocence in Extremis
- The Program
- The Letters
- The Desires of Houses
- Horny
- Pinkie
- Fleshlight
- Are We Having SexNow Or What?
- Three ObsceneTelephone Calls
- Tennessee
- Up for a Nickel
- The Manicure
- This Isn’t About Love
- Blue Light
- End-of-the-World Sex
- A Jew Berserk onChristmas Eve
- Casting Couch
- It’s Never Too Latein New York
- The Year ofFucking Badly
- Story of OBirthday Party
- Top of the 15th:Best American Erotica’s Authors1993–2008
- Readers’ DirectoryThe Most Influential Erotic Editors, Journals,and Web Sites of the Past 15 Years
- Contributors
- Credits
- About the Editor and Author
The length was approximately three inches and the girth was thin—maybe a little thicker than a finger. He was still masturbating it then, and asked me if it was small. I said that it was hard to tell without measurement, to which he responded that I should measure him. I took out a ruler that I had in my desk and held it against the top of his penis. I had to hold his organ between my thumb and forefinger as he let go of it when I took out the ruler. It was exactly three inches long from the base to the top of his glans. I said aloud, “Three inches,” and as I was holding the ruler to it with my right hand, my left hand holding it up, I felt it jerk and saw a drop of pre-cum come out of the tip. He blushed red as I took my hand off him and he put his hand back on it. He asked me then if I minded if he could finish. I said that this was fine but that we had better collect the sperm in a cup so that we could run some tests on it. I brought him the cup and held it over his glans as he masturbated. He asked me while he was masturbating whether the size was small. I told him that it was below average yet not so far below that it would be a detriment in his love life. He was on the boundary of a condition known as micropenis, but I did not want to alarm him now. He looked a little dejected when I told him that it was on the smaller side and asked me how big mine was. I told him that was irrelevant and a question that I could not answer. Within a few minutes he ejaculated, I collected the sample, and he got dressed and left the session.