Back The Best of Best American Erotica 2008
Chapters (34)
  1. Cover
  2. Other Titles by Susie Bright
  3. Copyright
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. Introduction
  7. Halves
  8. Surviving Darwin
  9. Playing Doctor
  10. Innocence in Extremis
  11. The Program
  12. The Letters
  13. The Desires of Houses
  14. Horny
  15. Pinkie
  16. Fleshlight
  17. Are We Having SexNow Or What?
  18. Three ObsceneTelephone Calls
  19. Tennessee
  20. Up for a Nickel
  21. The Manicure
  22. This Isn’t About Love
  23. Blue Light
  24. End-of-the-World Sex
  25. A Jew Berserk onChristmas Eve
  26. Casting Couch
  27. It’s Never Too Latein New York
  28. The Year ofFucking Badly
  29. Story of OBirthday Party
  30. Top of the 15th:Best American Erotica’s Authors1993–2008
  31. Readers’ DirectoryThe Most Influential Erotic Editors, Journals,and Web Sites of the Past 15 Years
  32. Contributors
  33. Credits
  34. About the Editor and Author

The length was approximately three inches and the girth was thin—maybe a little thicker than a finger. He was still masturbating it then, and asked me if it was small. I said that it was hard to tell without measurement, to which he responded that I should measure him. I took out a ruler that I had in my desk and held it against the top of his penis. I had to hold his organ between my thumb and forefinger as he let go of it when I took out the ruler. It was exactly three inches long from the base to the top of his glans. I said aloud, “Three inches,” and as I was holding the ruler to it with my right hand, my left hand holding it up, I felt it jerk and saw a drop of pre-cum come out of the tip. He blushed red as I took my hand off him and he put his hand back on it. He asked me then if I minded if he could finish. I said that this was fine but that we had better collect the sperm in a cup so that we could run some tests on it. I brought him the cup and held it over his glans as he masturbated. He asked me while he was masturbating whether the size was small. I told him that it was below average yet not so far below that it would be a detriment in his love life. He was on the boundary of a condition known as micropenis, but I did not want to alarm him now. He looked a little dejected when I told him that it was on the smaller side and asked me how big mine was. I told him that was irrelevant and a question that I could not answer. Within a few minutes he ejaculated, I collected the sample, and he got dressed and left the session.