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  1. THE BATTLE OF THE BOOKS
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  3. JONATHAN SWIFT
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  5. Contents
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  7. Introduction
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  9. The Bookseller to the Reader
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  11. The Preface of the Author
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  13. The Battle of the Books
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  15. The Episode of Bentley and Wotton
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  17. A Meditation Upon a Broomstick
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  19. Predictions for the Year 1708
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  21. The Accomplishment of the First of Mr. Bickerstaff's Predictions
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  23. Baucis and Philemon
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  25. The Logicians Refuted
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  27. The Puppet Show
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  29. Cadenus and Vanessa
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  31. Stella's Birthday, 1718
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  33. Stella's Birthday, 1720
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  35. Stella's Birthday
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  37. Stella's Birthday, 1724
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  39. Stella's Birthday, March 13, 1726
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  41. To Stella
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  43. The First He Wrote Oct 17, 1727
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  45. The Second Prayer was Written Nov 6, 1727
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  47. The Beasts' Confession
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  49. An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity
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  51. Hints Towards an Essay on Conversation
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  53. Thoughts on Various Subjects
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  55. A Modest Proposal
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  58. Endnotes
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Thoughts on Various Subjects

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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

Reflect on things past as wars, negotiations, factions, etc. We enter so little into those interests, that we wonder how men could possibly be so busy and concerned for things so transitory; look on the present times, we find the same humour, yet wonder not at all.

A wise man endeavours, by considering all circumstances, to make conjectures and form conclusions; but the smallest accident intervening (and in the course of affairs it is impossible to foresee all) does often produce such turns and changes, that at last he is just as much in doubt of events as the most ignorant and inexperienced person.

Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and orators, because he that would obtrude his thoughts and reasons upon a multitude, will convince others the more, as he appears convinced himself.

How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice, when they will not so much as take warning?

I forget whether Advice be among the lost things which Aristo says are to be found in the moon; that and Time ought to have been there.

No preacher is listened to but Time, which gives us the same train and turn of thought that older people have tried in vain to put into our heads before.

When we desire or solicit anything, our minds run wholly on the good side or circumstances of it; when it is obtained, our minds run wholly on the bad ones.

In a glass-house the workmen often fling in a small quantity of fresh coals, which seems to disturb the fire, but very much enlivens it. This seems to allude to a gentle stirring of the passions, that the mind may not languish.

Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.

All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; it is like spending this year part of the next year's revenue.

The latter part of a wise man's life is taken up in curing the follies, prejudices, and false opinions he had contracted in the former.

Would a writer know how to behave himself with relation to posterity, let him consider in old books what he finds that he is glad to know, and what omissions he most laments.

Whatever the poets pretend, it is plain they give immortality to none but themselves; it is Homer and Virgil we reverence and admire, not Achilles or AEneas. With historians it is quite the contrary; our thoughts are taken up with the actions, persons, and events we read, and we little regard the authors.

When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.

Men who possess all the advantages of life, are in a state where there are many accidents to disorder and discompose, but few to please them.