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  1. THE BATTLE OF THE BOOKS
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  3. JONATHAN SWIFT
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  5. Contents
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  7. Introduction
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  9. The Bookseller to the Reader
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  11. The Preface of the Author
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  13. The Battle of the Books
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  15. The Episode of Bentley and Wotton
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  17. A Meditation Upon a Broomstick
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  19. Predictions for the Year 1708
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  21. The Accomplishment of the First of Mr. Bickerstaff's Predictions
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  23. Baucis and Philemon
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  25. The Logicians Refuted
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  27. The Puppet Show
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  29. Cadenus and Vanessa
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  31. Stella's Birthday, 1718
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  33. Stella's Birthday, 1720
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  35. Stella's Birthday
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  37. Stella's Birthday, 1724
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  39. Stella's Birthday, March 13, 1726
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  41. To Stella
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  43. The First He Wrote Oct 17, 1727
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  45. The Second Prayer was Written Nov 6, 1727
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  47. The Beasts' Confession
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  49. An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity
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  51. Hints Towards an Essay on Conversation
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  53. Thoughts on Various Subjects
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  55. A Modest Proposal
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  58. Endnotes
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The Second Prayer was Written Nov 6, 1727

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O Merciful Father, who never afflictest Thy children but for their own good, and with justice, over which Thy mercy always prevaileth, either to turn them to repentance, or to punish them in the present life, in order to reward them in a better; take pity, we beseech Thee, upon this Thy poor afflicted servant, languishing so long and so grievously under the weight of Thy Hand. Give her strength, O Lord, to support her weakness, and patience to endure her pains, without repining at Thy correction. Forgive every rash and inconsiderate expression which her anguish may at any time force from her tongue, while her heart continueth in an entire submission to Thy Will. Suppress in her, O Lord, all eager desires of life, and lesson her fears of death, by inspiring into her an humble yet assured hope of Thy mercy. Give her a sincere repentance for all her transgressions and omissions, and a firm resolution to pass the remainder of her life in endeavouring to her utmost to observe all thy precepts. We beseech Thee likewise to compose her thoughts, and preserve to her the use of her memory and reason during the course of her sickness. Give her a true conception of the vanity, folly, and insignificancy of all human things; and strengthen her so as to beget in her a sincere love of Thee in the midst of her sufferings. Accept and impute all her good deeds, and forgive her all those offences against Thee, which she hath sincerely repented of, or through the frailty of memory hath forgot. And now, O Lord, we turn to Thee in behalf of ourselves, and the rest of her sorrowful friends. Let not our grief afflict her mind, and thereby have an ill effect on her present distemper. Forgive the sorrow and weakness of those among us who sink under the grief and terror of losing so dear and useful a friend. Accept and pardon our most earnest prayers and wishes for her longer continuance in this evil world, to do what Thou art pleased to call Thy service, and is only her bounden duty; that she may be still a comfort to us, and to all others, who will want the benefit of her conversation, her advice, her good offices, or her charity. And since Thou hast promised that where two or three are gathered together in Thy Name, Thou wilt be in the midst of them to grant their request, O Gracious Lord, grant to us who are here met in Thy Name, that those requests, which in the utmost sincerity and earnestness of our hearts we have now made in behalf of this Thy distressed servant, and of ourselves, may effectually be answered; through the merits of Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

The Beasts' Confession

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1732

When beasts could speak (the learned say
They still can do so every day),
It seems, they had religion then,
As much as now we find in men.
It happened when a plague broke out
(Which therefore made them more devout)
The king of brutes (to make it plain,
Of quadrupeds I only mean),
By proclamation gave command,
That every subject in the land
Should to the priest confess their sins;
And thus the pious wolf begins: