Contents ( 59)
- THE BATTLE OF THE BOOKS
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- JONATHAN SWIFT
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- Contents
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- Introduction
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- The Bookseller to the Reader
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- The Preface of the Author
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- The Battle of the Books
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- The Episode of Bentley and Wotton
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- A Meditation Upon a Broomstick
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- Predictions for the Year 1708
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- The Accomplishment of the First of Mr. Bickerstaff's Predictions
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- Baucis and Philemon
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- The Logicians Refuted
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- The Puppet Show
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- Cadenus and Vanessa
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- Stella's Birthday, 1718
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- Stella's Birthday, 1720
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- Stella's Birthday
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- Stella's Birthday, 1724
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- Stella's Birthday, March 13, 1726
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- To Stella
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- The First He Wrote Oct 17, 1727
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- The Second Prayer was Written Nov 6, 1727
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- The Beasts' Confession
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- An Argument Against Abolishing Christianity
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- Hints Towards an Essay on Conversation
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- Thoughts on Various Subjects
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- A Modest Proposal
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- Endnotes
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As for the few following predictions I now offer the world, I forbore to publish them till I had perused the several almanacks for the year we are now entered on. I find them all in the usual strain, and I beg the reader will compare their manner with mine. And here I make bold to tell the world that I lay the whole credit of my art upon the truth of these predictions; and I will be content that Partridge, and the rest of his clan, may hoot me for a cheat and impostor if I fail in any single particular of moment. I believe any man who reads this paper will look upon me to be at least a person of as much honesty and understanding as a common maker of almanacks. I do not lurk in the dark; I am not wholly unknown in the world; I have set my name at length, to be a mark of infamy to mankind, if they shall find I deceive them.
In one thing I must desire to be forgiven, that I talk more sparingly of home affairs. As it will be imprudence to discover secrets of State, so it would be dangerous to my person; but in smaller matters, and that are not of public consequence, I shall be very free; and the truth of my conjectures will as much appear from those as the others. As for the most signal events abroad, in France, Flanders, Italy, and Spain, I shall make no scruple to predict them in plain terms. Some of them are of importance, and I hope I shall seldom mistake the day they will happen; therefore I think good to inform the reader that I all along make use of the Old Style observed in England, which I desire he will compare with that of the newspapers at the time they relate the actions I mention.
I must add one word more. I know it hath been the opinion of several of the learned, who think well enough of the true art of astrology, that the stars do only incline, and not force the actions or wills of men, and therefore, however I may proceed by right rules, yet I cannot in prudence so confidently assure the events will follow exactly as I predict them.
I hope I have maturely considered this objection, which in some cases is of no little weight. For example: a man may, by the influence of an over- ruling planet, be disposed or inclined to lust, rage, or avarice, and yet by the force of reason overcome that bad influence; and this was the case of Socrates. But as the great events of the world usually depend upon numbers of men, it cannot be expected they should all unite to cross their inclinations from pursuing a general design wherein they unanimously agree. Besides, the influence of the stars reaches to many actions and events which are not any way in the power of reason, as sickness, death, and what we commonly call accidents, with many more, needless to repeat.