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  1. ALSO BY JOHN GREEN
  2. CONTENTS
  3. INTRODUCTION
  4. “YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE”
  5. HUMANITY’S TEMPORAL RANGE
  6. HALLEY’S COMET
  7. OUR CAPACITY FOR WONDER
  8. LASCAUX CAVE PAINTINGS
  9. SCRATCH ’N’ SNIFF STICKERS
  10. DIET DR PEPPER
  11. VELOCIRAPTORS
  12. CANADA GEESE
  13. TEDDY BEARS
  14. THE HALL OF PRESIDENTS
  15. AIR-CONDITIONING
  16. STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS
  17. THE INTERNET
  18. ACADEMIC DECATHLON
  19. SUNSETS
  20. JERZY DUDEK’S PERFORMANCE ON MAY 25, 2005
  21. PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR
  22. PIGGLY WIGGLY
  23. THE NATHAN’S FAMOUS HOT DOG EATING CONTEST
  24. CNN
  25. HARVEY
  26. THE YIPS
  27. AULD LANG SYNE
  28. GOOGLING STRANGERS
  29. INDIANAPOLIS
  30. KENTUCKY BLUEGRASS
  31. THE INDIANAPOLIS 500
  32. MONOPOLY
  33. SUPER MARIO KART
  34. BONNEVILLE SALT FLATS
  35. HIROYUKI DOI’S CIRCLE DRAWINGS
  36. WHISPERING
  37. VIRAL MENINGITIS
  38. PLAGUE
  39. WINTRY MIX
  40. THE HOT DOGS OF BÆJARINS BEZTU PYLSUR
  41. THE NOTES APP
  42. THE MOUNTAIN GOATS
  43. THE QWERTY KEYBOARD
  44. THE WORLD’S LARGEST BALL OF PAINT
  45. SYCAMORE TREES
  46. “NEW PARTNER”
  47. THREE FARMERS ON THEIR WAY TO A DANCE
  48. POSTSCRIPT
  49. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  50. NOTES
  51. “You’ll Never Walk Alone”
  52. Humanity’s Temporal Range
  53. Halley’s Comet
  54. Our Capacity for Wonder
  55. Lascaux Cave Paintings
  56. Scratch ’n’ Sniff Stickers
  57. Diet Dr Pepper
  58. Velociraptors
  59. Canada Geese
  60. Teddy Bears
  61. The Hall of Presidents
  62. Air-Conditioning
  63. Staphylococcus aureus
  64. The Internet
  65. Academic Decathlon
  66. Sunsets
  67. Jerzy Dudek’s Performance on May 25, 2005
  68. Penguins of Madagascar
  69. Piggly Wiggly
  70. The Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
  71. CNN
  72. Harvey
  73. The Yips
  74. Auld Lang Syne
  75. Googling Strangers
  76. Indianapolis
  77. Kentucky Bluegrass
  78. The Indianapolis 500
  79. Monopoly
  80. Super Mario Kart
  81. Bonneville Salt Flats
  82. Hiroyuki Doi’s Circle Drawings
  83. Whispering
  84. Viral Meningitis
  85. Plague
  86. Wintry Mix
  87. The Hot Dogs of Bæjarins Beztu Pylsur
  88. The Notes App
  89. The Mountain Goats
  90. The QWERTY Keyboard
  91. The World’s Largest Ball of Paint
  92. Sycamore Trees
  93. “New Partner”
  94. Three Farmers on Their Way to a Dance
  95. Postscript
  96. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  97. DISCOVER JOHN GREEN’S CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED FICTION
  98. What’s next on your reading list?

Liverpool Football Club were melting into the grayness, too. By the 1990s, Liverpool often weren’t good enough to play in the Champions League, let alone win it.

In 1996, when Jerzy Dudek was twenty-two, he caught the attention of a first-division Polish team, who signed him to play for a salary of around $400 a month. After that, Dudek’s rise was astonishing: Within six months, he was transferred to a Dutch team, Feyenoord, where he finally began to make a living wage playing goalie. After a few years with Feyenoord, Dudek signed a multimillion-pound contract with Liverpool.

But he was miserable. Of the time, he wrote, “The first few days in Liverpool were the worst ones of my life. I felt really lonely. I was in a new place with a new language, which I couldn’t speak.” All these quotes, by the way, are from Dudek’s autobiography, which he titled, A Big Pole in Our Goal. That’s the song Liverpool fans sang about him, to the tune of “He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands.” We’ve got a big Pole in our goal.

Before we get to May 25, 2005, I just want to note one more thing. Professional goalkeepers spend a lot of time practicing trying to save penalty kicks. Jerzy Dudek had faced thousands of penalty kicks, and he approached them in precisely the same way: He stood stock-still in the middle of the goal until a moment before the ball was kicked, and then he dove one way or another. Always. Without exception.

The 2004–2005 season saw Liverpool go on a magical run through the Champions League, and by April they were preparing to play the famed Italian club Juventus in the quarterfinals when Pope John Paul II died. Dudek ended up on the bench for that game—he couldn’t think straight after the death of his childhood hero and found himself near tears as he confessed to the team doctor that he couldn’t play that night. Liverpool won the game nonetheless, and eventually made their way to the Champions League final, where they would play another Italian giant, AC Milan.

The final was played in Istanbul, and it began horribly for Dudek and Liverpool. Fifty-one seconds into the game, Milan scored. They scored two more goals just before halftime. Dudek’s wife, Mirella, at home in Poland preparing for their son’s first communion, recalled a “deathly silence” descending over Szczygłowice.

Of the Liverpool locker room at halftime, Dudek wrote, “Everyone was broken.” Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher said, “My dreams had turned to dust.” The players could hear the forty thousand Liverpool fans singing “You’ll Never Walk Alone” in the stands above, but they knew it was, as Carragher put it, “in sympathy more than belief.”

The rest I know by heart, because I’ve seen it so many times. Nine minutes after the second half begins, Liverpool’s captain Steven Gerrard scores with a balletic header. Liverpool score again two minutes later, and then again four minutes after that. Now it’s tied 3–3. The match goes into thirty minutes of extra time. Milan pour on the pressure. It is so obvious that they are the better team. Liverpool’s players are exhausted, just hoping to get to a penalty shoot-out.