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  1. ALSO BY JOHN GREEN
  2. CONTENTS
  3. INTRODUCTION
  4. “YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE”
  5. HUMANITY’S TEMPORAL RANGE
  6. HALLEY’S COMET
  7. OUR CAPACITY FOR WONDER
  8. LASCAUX CAVE PAINTINGS
  9. SCRATCH ’N’ SNIFF STICKERS
  10. DIET DR PEPPER
  11. VELOCIRAPTORS
  12. CANADA GEESE
  13. TEDDY BEARS
  14. THE HALL OF PRESIDENTS
  15. AIR-CONDITIONING
  16. STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS
  17. THE INTERNET
  18. ACADEMIC DECATHLON
  19. SUNSETS
  20. JERZY DUDEK’S PERFORMANCE ON MAY 25, 2005
  21. PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR
  22. PIGGLY WIGGLY
  23. THE NATHAN’S FAMOUS HOT DOG EATING CONTEST
  24. CNN
  25. HARVEY
  26. THE YIPS
  27. AULD LANG SYNE
  28. GOOGLING STRANGERS
  29. INDIANAPOLIS
  30. KENTUCKY BLUEGRASS
  31. THE INDIANAPOLIS 500
  32. MONOPOLY
  33. SUPER MARIO KART
  34. BONNEVILLE SALT FLATS
  35. HIROYUKI DOI’S CIRCLE DRAWINGS
  36. WHISPERING
  37. VIRAL MENINGITIS
  38. PLAGUE
  39. WINTRY MIX
  40. THE HOT DOGS OF BÆJARINS BEZTU PYLSUR
  41. THE NOTES APP
  42. THE MOUNTAIN GOATS
  43. THE QWERTY KEYBOARD
  44. THE WORLD’S LARGEST BALL OF PAINT
  45. SYCAMORE TREES
  46. “NEW PARTNER”
  47. THREE FARMERS ON THEIR WAY TO A DANCE
  48. POSTSCRIPT
  49. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  50. NOTES
  51. “You’ll Never Walk Alone”
  52. Humanity’s Temporal Range
  53. Halley’s Comet
  54. Our Capacity for Wonder
  55. Lascaux Cave Paintings
  56. Scratch ’n’ Sniff Stickers
  57. Diet Dr Pepper
  58. Velociraptors
  59. Canada Geese
  60. Teddy Bears
  61. The Hall of Presidents
  62. Air-Conditioning
  63. Staphylococcus aureus
  64. The Internet
  65. Academic Decathlon
  66. Sunsets
  67. Jerzy Dudek’s Performance on May 25, 2005
  68. Penguins of Madagascar
  69. Piggly Wiggly
  70. The Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
  71. CNN
  72. Harvey
  73. The Yips
  74. Auld Lang Syne
  75. Googling Strangers
  76. Indianapolis
  77. Kentucky Bluegrass
  78. The Indianapolis 500
  79. Monopoly
  80. Super Mario Kart
  81. Bonneville Salt Flats
  82. Hiroyuki Doi’s Circle Drawings
  83. Whispering
  84. Viral Meningitis
  85. Plague
  86. Wintry Mix
  87. The Hot Dogs of Bæjarins Beztu Pylsur
  88. The Notes App
  89. The Mountain Goats
  90. The QWERTY Keyboard
  91. The World’s Largest Ball of Paint
  92. Sycamore Trees
  93. “New Partner”
  94. Three Farmers on Their Way to a Dance
  95. Postscript
  96. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  97. DISCOVER JOHN GREEN’S CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED FICTION
  98. What’s next on your reading list?

The QWERTY layout wasn’t invented by one person or another, but by many people working together. Incidentally, Sholes himself found the key layout unsatisfactory and continued to work on improvements for the rest of his life. A few months before his death, he sought a patent for a new keyboard where the top row of letter keys began X P M C H.

But it was QWERTY that hung around, in part because the Remington 2 typewriter became very popular, and in part because it’s a good keyboard layout. There have been many attempts to improve upon QWERTY in the years since its introduction, but none made a big enough difference to shift the standard. The best-known purportedly easier typing layout is the Dvorak Simplified Keyboard, created in 1932 by August Dvorak, which features A O E U on the left-side home keys. Some studies found that Dvorak’s layout improved typing speed and lowered error rates, but many of those studies were paid for by Dvorak, and more recent scholarship has shown little if any benefit to the Dvorak, or any other purportedly optimized keyboard layout.

The QWERTY keyboard—partly by accident—is pretty good at alternating hands within words, which means that one hand can be reaching for a key while the other hand is typing. It’s not perfectly efficient—the most common keys are typed by the left hand, whereas most people type slightly faster and more accurately with their right hands—but for most of us, most of the time, QWERTY works.

It has certainly worked for me. In elementary school, I had terrible handwriting (hence it taking an entire line of notebook paper to write the word interesting in cursive). No matter how hard I tried to hold the pencil steady, I just couldn’t write well. But even as a kid, I was a hell of a typist. Typing on a QWERTY keyboard was one of the first things I ever became good at, initially because I wanted to play the text-based video games of the 1980s, but eventually because I liked the feeling of excellence. By sixth grade I could type eighty words a minute. These days, I can type as fast as I can think. Or maybe, since I’ve spent so much of my life thinking through typing, my brain has learned to think at the speed of my typing, just as my brain has learned to think of the alphabet as beginning Q-W-E-R-T-Y.

The keyboard is my path to having thoughts, and also my path to sharing them. I can’t play an instrument, but I can bang on this literary piano, and when it’s going well, a certain percussive rhythm develops. Sometimes—not every day, certainly, but sometimes—knowing where the letters are allows me to feel like I know where the words are. I love the sound of pressing keys on a great keyboard—the technical term is “key action”—but what I love most about typing is that on the screen or on the page, my writing is visually indistinguishable from anyone else’s.