Contents (98)
- ALSO BY JOHN GREEN
- CONTENTS
- INTRODUCTION
- “YOU’LL NEVER WALK ALONE”
- HUMANITY’S TEMPORAL RANGE
- HALLEY’S COMET
- OUR CAPACITY FOR WONDER
- LASCAUX CAVE PAINTINGS
- SCRATCH ’N’ SNIFF STICKERS
- DIET DR PEPPER
- VELOCIRAPTORS
- CANADA GEESE
- TEDDY BEARS
- THE HALL OF PRESIDENTS
- AIR-CONDITIONING
- STAPHYLOCOCCUS AUREUS
- THE INTERNET
- ACADEMIC DECATHLON
- SUNSETS
- JERZY DUDEK’S PERFORMANCE ON MAY 25, 2005
- PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR
- PIGGLY WIGGLY
- THE NATHAN’S FAMOUS HOT DOG EATING CONTEST
- CNN
- HARVEY
- THE YIPS
- AULD LANG SYNE
- GOOGLING STRANGERS
- INDIANAPOLIS
- KENTUCKY BLUEGRASS
- THE INDIANAPOLIS 500
- MONOPOLY
- SUPER MARIO KART
- BONNEVILLE SALT FLATS
- HIROYUKI DOI’S CIRCLE DRAWINGS
- WHISPERING
- VIRAL MENINGITIS
- PLAGUE
- WINTRY MIX
- THE HOT DOGS OF BÆJARINS BEZTU PYLSUR
- THE NOTES APP
- THE MOUNTAIN GOATS
- THE QWERTY KEYBOARD
- THE WORLD’S LARGEST BALL OF PAINT
- SYCAMORE TREES
- “NEW PARTNER”
- THREE FARMERS ON THEIR WAY TO A DANCE
- POSTSCRIPT
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- NOTES
- “You’ll Never Walk Alone”
- Humanity’s Temporal Range
- Halley’s Comet
- Our Capacity for Wonder
- Lascaux Cave Paintings
- Scratch ’n’ Sniff Stickers
- Diet Dr Pepper
- Velociraptors
- Canada Geese
- Teddy Bears
- The Hall of Presidents
- Air-Conditioning
- Staphylococcus aureus
- The Internet
- Academic Decathlon
- Sunsets
- Jerzy Dudek’s Performance on May 25, 2005
- Penguins of Madagascar
- Piggly Wiggly
- The Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
- CNN
- Harvey
- The Yips
- Auld Lang Syne
- Googling Strangers
- Indianapolis
- Kentucky Bluegrass
- The Indianapolis 500
- Monopoly
- Super Mario Kart
- Bonneville Salt Flats
- Hiroyuki Doi’s Circle Drawings
- Whispering
- Viral Meningitis
- Plague
- Wintry Mix
- The Hot Dogs of Bæjarins Beztu Pylsur
- The Notes App
- The Mountain Goats
- The QWERTY Keyboard
- The World’s Largest Ball of Paint
- Sycamore Trees
- “New Partner”
- Three Farmers on Their Way to a Dance
- Postscript
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
- DISCOVER JOHN GREEN’S CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED FICTION
- What’s next on your reading list?
By the time we arrived in Reykjavík, Iceland, two days later, I was still hungover, which for me always means a sour churning in the left side of my abdomen combined with a general desire to dissolve into the landscape. This is the real crux of a hangover for me—alcohol consumption increases my vulnerability to despair. I understood that it was only the hangover talking, but the hangover does talk rather loudly.
Hangovers also make me quite sensitive to light, which would’ve been a problem except that it was a hideously gray morning when we landed in Reykjavík, not just overcast but misty. It was one of those days where you realize that “sky” is just another human construct, that the sky starts wherever the ground ends. Sky isn’t just something way up out there, but also something that your head is swimming in all the time.
We took a taxi from the airport into the city of Reykjavík, Iceland’s largest (and really only) city. The cab driver was listening to some kind of Icelandic talk radio that was turned up entirely too loud, and I was squeezed between Sarah and Laura in the backseat. As we entered the city, I was struck mostly by its eerie silence. There was not a single person out on the streets, even though the weather wasn’t that bad. It was a Friday in summer, and I had imagined a small city where people walked all day to the butcher and the baker and the candlestick maker or whatever. Instead, the town was utterly still.
About four blocks from our hotel, the cab driver said, “This is good.” He stopped and asked us to pay him. We expressed an interest in his driving us all the way to our hotel, but he said, “No, it is too much. It is too, what do you say, too much stress.”
From my perspective, it didn’t seem too stressful to drive on these empty streets, but whatever, I’m not an expert in Icelandic driving. We got out of the cab and began wheeling our suitcases down a wide, abandoned sidewalk in central Reykjavík. What I remember most is the sound of our suitcase wheels on the sidewalk’s stone tiles, the noise overwhelming amid such silence.
And then, from nowhere and everywhere, simultaneously, came a shout followed by a groan. The entire city, hidden somewhere inside the buildings all around us, seemed to have made the exact same noise at the exact same moment.
“That was weird,” Ryan said, and we began speculating on why the city was locked down. Maybe there’d been some kind of weather threat that tourists weren’t made aware of. Maybe it was a national indoor holiday.
“Maybe,” Laura said, “they’re all watching the same thing on TV?”
And at that moment, the city’s silence burst apart. A tremendous roar erupted all around us. People poured out of every doorway—out of homes and stores and bars, and into the streets. They were screaming in exaltation, all of them, yelling, “YYYAAAAAAAAAA!” Many of them had their faces painted in the colors of the Icelandic flag, and quite a lot of them were openly weeping. A tall fellow around my age picked me up and held me up to the sky like I was Simba in The Lion King and then embraced me as he wept. Someone draped a scarf around Ryan’s neck.