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  1. Suite Scarlett
  2. ACT I
  3. A PARTY BEST AVOIDED
  4. SINK, SANK, SUNK
  5. THE GOOD SHIP REALITY HAS DOCKED
  6. THE GOOD BURN
  7. A GUEST ARRIVES
  8. THE STAR
  9. LUNCH DATE
  10. THE SCENE PARTNER
  11. ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY
  12. THE DAY OF RECKONING
  13. THE SHORT ARM OF THE LAW
  14. DEAL OF A LIFETIME
  15. ACT II
  16. THE INHABITANT
  17. A MINOR PROBLEM
  18. THE RISKS OF BEING LUCKY
  19. A SPY IN THE HOUSE OF DENMARK
  20. THE GURU
  21. THE OTHER FAMOUS WHITEHOUSE
  22. THE EXCITING LIVES OF NEW YORKERS, REVEALED
  23. THE PLAY’S THE THING TO CATCH THE KING
  24. PERFORMANCE
  25. THE HEART OF THE EMPIRE
  26. THE NEW SPACE
  27. CRACKS
  28. LOLA SEES A DINOSAUR
  29. CELEBRATION
  30. THE IMPOSSIBLE BREAK
  31. ACT III
  32. PUNCH IN A VELVET GLOVE
  33. THAT IS THE QUESTION
  34. THE LONELIEST GIRL IN NEW YORK
  35. A PLAN UNFURLS
  36. MISS CALCULATIONS
  37. THE IMPORTANCE OF TOWELS
  38. A COZY DINNER
  39. SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN DENMARK
  40. COMBUSTION
  41. ACT IV
  42. DESPERATE TIMES
  43. THE FINAL BATTLE
  44. FAMILY BONDING
  45. THE PLAYERS ARRIVE
  46. MEANWHILE, IN DENMARK…
  47. THE GREATEST SHOW THAT NEVER WAS
  48. THE THING IN THE BOX
  49. THE GIRL IN THE MOON
  50. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  51. About the Author
  52. Scarlett Fever
  53. SEQUEL TO Suite Scarlett
  54. ACT I
  55. To Do List: Read all the Point books!

“Was that my new director, your boss, just now?” he asked. “Kind of naked?”

“Yes,” she said flatly.

“Does she do that every morning? Because if she does, I’m going to start being late more often.”

“Don’t do this to me.”

“That lady works out. Do you think she does Pilates? I hear that’s very effective.”

“Spencer,” Scarlett said slowly. “Lola told me to kill you earlier. I’m thinking about taking her up on it.”

Spencer held up his hands in surrender.

“I’m just saying, if this is too early for you, she can come to my room at the crack of dawn. I am all about service.”

He moved swiftly along when Scarlett gave him a stare. Even as a baby, Scarlett Martin had a stare that could remove a strip of wallpaper at ten feet, and it had not weakened with time.

Scarlett was admitted to the Empire Suite forty minutes later by Mrs. Amberson, who was now dressed only in a matching chocolate-colored bra-and-panty set. An unlit cigarette hung from her lips, and a pile of discarded outfits were thrown all over the bed, all of them stretchy and dancerlike. Scarlet tried to avert her eyes, but it was impossible not to notice how slender and muscular Mrs. Amberson was, especially since Spencer had been kind enough to point it out.

“Where are we going?” Scarlett asked.

“We are going to see Billy Whitehouse.”

“Who is Billy Whitehouse?” Scarlett asked.

“A genius. A genius of the first order. Everyone in the theater world knows Billy. I knew him when he was just a poor young actor, right out of Yale. He was always unnaturally gifted with voice—had studied every great vocal technique in the western world. I also used to feed him for free at work, let him stay with me when he lost his apartment. He wore sneakers all the time because he couldn’t afford any other shoes. I watched him rise to become the great man he is today.”

“Why are we going to see him at six-thirty in the morning?” Scarlett asked. “Don’t theater people come out at night?”

“Billy is a busy man. Normally, his time is booked months in advance. But I helped him meet his husband. He makes time for me. Have an umeboshi plum. You look a little tired.”

She thrust the box of the disgusting little plums at Scarlett and stood there until she took one. Scarlett ate it, cringed, and spit out the stone. Mrs. Amberson tucked the cigarette behind her ear and pulled on her outfit.

Altogether too soon, Scarlett was being ushered out into the heavy morning, full of humidity and the first signs of New York morning traffic. Not even the dry cleaner was open yet. Scarlett never went out before the dry cleaner was open. Mrs. Amberson saw a still-burning cigarette on the ground and pounced on it, using it to light her own. Then she leapt into the street and easily snagged a cab, palming the cigarette as she did so. She mumbled something at the driver and settled back in her seat, slinking down to surreptitiously smoke.