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  1. Suite Scarlett
  2. ACT I
  3. A PARTY BEST AVOIDED
  4. SINK, SANK, SUNK
  5. THE GOOD SHIP REALITY HAS DOCKED
  6. THE GOOD BURN
  7. A GUEST ARRIVES
  8. THE STAR
  9. LUNCH DATE
  10. THE SCENE PARTNER
  11. ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY
  12. THE DAY OF RECKONING
  13. THE SHORT ARM OF THE LAW
  14. DEAL OF A LIFETIME
  15. ACT II
  16. THE INHABITANT
  17. A MINOR PROBLEM
  18. THE RISKS OF BEING LUCKY
  19. A SPY IN THE HOUSE OF DENMARK
  20. THE GURU
  21. THE OTHER FAMOUS WHITEHOUSE
  22. THE EXCITING LIVES OF NEW YORKERS, REVEALED
  23. THE PLAY’S THE THING TO CATCH THE KING
  24. PERFORMANCE
  25. THE HEART OF THE EMPIRE
  26. THE NEW SPACE
  27. CRACKS
  28. LOLA SEES A DINOSAUR
  29. CELEBRATION
  30. THE IMPOSSIBLE BREAK
  31. ACT III
  32. PUNCH IN A VELVET GLOVE
  33. THAT IS THE QUESTION
  34. THE LONELIEST GIRL IN NEW YORK
  35. A PLAN UNFURLS
  36. MISS CALCULATIONS
  37. THE IMPORTANCE OF TOWELS
  38. A COZY DINNER
  39. SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN DENMARK
  40. COMBUSTION
  41. ACT IV
  42. DESPERATE TIMES
  43. THE FINAL BATTLE
  44. FAMILY BONDING
  45. THE PLAYERS ARRIVE
  46. MEANWHILE, IN DENMARK…
  47. THE GREATEST SHOW THAT NEVER WAS
  48. THE THING IN THE BOX
  49. THE GIRL IN THE MOON
  50. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  51. About the Author
  52. Scarlett Fever
  53. SEQUEL TO Suite Scarlett
  54. ACT I
  55. To Do List: Read all the Point books!

Lola, in the wake of her breakup with Chip, had decided to take the opportunity to go a little insane. Not fun insane, where you talk to your imaginary friends and put food on your head. Annoying insane. The single, unemployed Lola was evangelical about work, to a painful degree.

“Why not?” Scarlett asked, dragging herself off the floor. “I have a few hours.”

Lola seemed thrilled to be able to share some of her new rituals with her little sister. She and Scarlett frosted juice glasses, ground fresh coffee, made napkin sculptures, and ironed linens. All in all, a lot of work to do for two guests who just grabbed pastries and left. Then, they moved on to cleaning.

“The trick,” Lola was saying, as she huddled over the toilet-paper roll in the Metro Suite, coaxing the last square into a point, “is to get it even, because if it’s not even, what’s the point? Then you just look like you’re trying and failing. It’s almost better to leave it alone. There…”

She completed the fold to her satisfaction.

“Press it flat, so it sort of looks like a little round envelope. And then, the secret touch…”

She pulled something from her apron and squirted it on the roll carefully.

“Lavender water,” she said. “It’s important to buy a very pure extract. That’s the difference between conjuring up thoughts of Provence, or smelling like an old lady’s house.”

Scarlett watched this from the empty clawfoot tub, where she was lounging, her feet carefully dangling outside so as not to get it dirty.

“Have you considered medication?” she asked politely.

“You laugh,” Lola said, “but you want to know something? It’s not the big things that people remember about service…it’s the little ones. People don’t remember what street the hotel was on—but put a Maison du Chocolat truffle and a tiny bottle of Evian next to their bed when you turn it down, and they’ll remember that they liked it.”

It was hard to tell if Lola was suffering or if she was just really like this and had simply been too busy with Chip in the last year to let her freak flag fly.

“What’s going on with you and Spencer?” Lola said, polishing the tap with some vinegar on a Q-tip. “You two usually share a brain. Or, at least, he normally borrows part of yours. Something seems weird.”

“He’s just busy with the play,” Scarlett replied. Which was true, if irrelevant to the question.

“Don’t you work on that play?”

“Yeah…well…he has to concentrate. Be all actory.”

“Scarlett,” Lola said, turning around, “Spencer has been in plays since he was twelve. His brand of actory intensity isn’t exactly quiet and brooding, and he can’t go fifteen seconds without talking to you. So what’s up?”

“I don’t know,” she lied.

“I doubt that. Whatever it is, you two have to work it out. The silence between you is creepy. Dad was asking me about it yesterday, and I had no idea what to say. And Spencer looks miserable. Talk to him. Now, do you want to see my new technique for vacuuming the curtains? It’s amazing. You should see what I get off them.”