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  1. Suite Scarlett
  2. ACT I
  3. A PARTY BEST AVOIDED
  4. SINK, SANK, SUNK
  5. THE GOOD SHIP REALITY HAS DOCKED
  6. THE GOOD BURN
  7. A GUEST ARRIVES
  8. THE STAR
  9. LUNCH DATE
  10. THE SCENE PARTNER
  11. ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY
  12. THE DAY OF RECKONING
  13. THE SHORT ARM OF THE LAW
  14. DEAL OF A LIFETIME
  15. ACT II
  16. THE INHABITANT
  17. A MINOR PROBLEM
  18. THE RISKS OF BEING LUCKY
  19. A SPY IN THE HOUSE OF DENMARK
  20. THE GURU
  21. THE OTHER FAMOUS WHITEHOUSE
  22. THE EXCITING LIVES OF NEW YORKERS, REVEALED
  23. THE PLAY’S THE THING TO CATCH THE KING
  24. PERFORMANCE
  25. THE HEART OF THE EMPIRE
  26. THE NEW SPACE
  27. CRACKS
  28. LOLA SEES A DINOSAUR
  29. CELEBRATION
  30. THE IMPOSSIBLE BREAK
  31. ACT III
  32. PUNCH IN A VELVET GLOVE
  33. THAT IS THE QUESTION
  34. THE LONELIEST GIRL IN NEW YORK
  35. A PLAN UNFURLS
  36. MISS CALCULATIONS
  37. THE IMPORTANCE OF TOWELS
  38. A COZY DINNER
  39. SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN DENMARK
  40. COMBUSTION
  41. ACT IV
  42. DESPERATE TIMES
  43. THE FINAL BATTLE
  44. FAMILY BONDING
  45. THE PLAYERS ARRIVE
  46. MEANWHILE, IN DENMARK…
  47. THE GREATEST SHOW THAT NEVER WAS
  48. THE THING IN THE BOX
  49. THE GIRL IN THE MOON
  50. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  51. About the Author
  52. Scarlett Fever
  53. SEQUEL TO Suite Scarlett
  54. ACT I
  55. To Do List: Read all the Point books!

About the Author

MAUREEN JOHNSON lives in New York City. She wonders if you have read any of her previous books: The Key to the Golden Firebird, The Bermudez Triangle, 13 Little Blue Envelopes, Devilish, or Girl at Sea. It’s okay if you haven’t; she is sure to like you any way. Unlike Scarlett, Maureen does not live in a hotel, but she wishes she did.

Visit Maureen online at www.maureenjohnsonbooks.com

BOOKS BY MAUREEN JOHNSON

Scarlett Fever

Girl at Sea

Devilish

13 Little Blue Envelopes

The Bermudez Triangle

The Key to the Golden Firebird

READ ON FOR MORE ABOUT SCARLETT AND THE REST OF THE MARTINS IN THE FOLLOWING EXCERPT FROM

Scarlett Fever

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SEQUEL TO Suite Scarlett

ACT I

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“Though this be madness, yet there is method in’t”: Hamlet at the Hopewell Hotel

So let’s set the scene, shall we? Hamlet. In a hotel. But not one of the grand palaces or tourist farms—a much rarer breed. A tiny, privately owned hotel. It would be fair, and possibly even generous, to call the place distressed. The floors squeak, a fine layer of dust covers everything, and most of the furniture in the lobby has an astonishing lean to it, so much so that I actually found myself cocking my head to the side at points.

But what is equally obvious is the true style under the decay. It’s there, like good bone structure. The place is an absolute Deco masterpiece: cherry wood, silver lightning-bolt motifs where you least expect them, poison-purple and tiger lily-orange tinted light from the colored lamps. You pass from the lobby into a modest dining room, now converted into a theater. Like everything else, the chandelier is lopsided, but deliberately so, pulled by a wire draped with silver gauze. The walls are bare but alive with the shadows of a hundred small, guttering candles. The room is in decadent disarray, as if a seedy royal wedding has taken place soon before.

Which, of course, it has. Welcome to the world of Hamlet.

Full disclosure: I wanted to dismiss this production as a gimmick, a cheap bag of tricks. Hamlet in a hotel…and next, Othello in an office. Macbeth in a McDonald’s. I’ve seen shows staged in every possible location, but the fact that this one seemed so tied to the establishment—with backstage access to guests—I assumed it was a new step downward in the ever-devolving state of the art.

But this show works. I now think every production of Hamlet should be staged in a broken-down hotel. This is the play where people constantly come and go—royals, courtiers, messengers, servants, students, performers—and events progress from bad to worse to terminal. All is uprooted in Hamlet, no one is sleeping in the right bed, and your stay may be much shorter than you expect. So a hotel…of course! Why not?

This Hamlet is also staged like a kind of carnival—a mad, strange circus. It’s an uneven production, overacted at points (Stephanie Damler doesn’t quite know where to pull back on Ophelia’s insanity, and Jeffery Archson’s portrayal of Horatio set my teeth on edge). But there are some true laugh-out-loud moments, mostly provided by the inspired clowning of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, played by Eric Hall and Spencer Martin, respectively. In particular, when Martin careened through the crowd on his unicycle at the start of the show and had an encounter with a closed door—I actually spit-took my drink onto my companion’s shoulder. And I’m not normally a spitter.