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  1. Suite Scarlett
  2. ACT I
  3. A PARTY BEST AVOIDED
  4. SINK, SANK, SUNK
  5. THE GOOD SHIP REALITY HAS DOCKED
  6. THE GOOD BURN
  7. A GUEST ARRIVES
  8. THE STAR
  9. LUNCH DATE
  10. THE SCENE PARTNER
  11. ONE BIG, HAPPY FAMILY
  12. THE DAY OF RECKONING
  13. THE SHORT ARM OF THE LAW
  14. DEAL OF A LIFETIME
  15. ACT II
  16. THE INHABITANT
  17. A MINOR PROBLEM
  18. THE RISKS OF BEING LUCKY
  19. A SPY IN THE HOUSE OF DENMARK
  20. THE GURU
  21. THE OTHER FAMOUS WHITEHOUSE
  22. THE EXCITING LIVES OF NEW YORKERS, REVEALED
  23. THE PLAY’S THE THING TO CATCH THE KING
  24. PERFORMANCE
  25. THE HEART OF THE EMPIRE
  26. THE NEW SPACE
  27. CRACKS
  28. LOLA SEES A DINOSAUR
  29. CELEBRATION
  30. THE IMPOSSIBLE BREAK
  31. ACT III
  32. PUNCH IN A VELVET GLOVE
  33. THAT IS THE QUESTION
  34. THE LONELIEST GIRL IN NEW YORK
  35. A PLAN UNFURLS
  36. MISS CALCULATIONS
  37. THE IMPORTANCE OF TOWELS
  38. A COZY DINNER
  39. SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN DENMARK
  40. COMBUSTION
  41. ACT IV
  42. DESPERATE TIMES
  43. THE FINAL BATTLE
  44. FAMILY BONDING
  45. THE PLAYERS ARRIVE
  46. MEANWHILE, IN DENMARK…
  47. THE GREATEST SHOW THAT NEVER WAS
  48. THE THING IN THE BOX
  49. THE GIRL IN THE MOON
  50. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  51. About the Author
  52. Scarlett Fever
  53. SEQUEL TO Suite Scarlett
  54. ACT I
  55. To Do List: Read all the Point books!

“They’re here,” she said.

Mrs. Amberson nodded and dropped her cigarette, possibly on one of the arriving luminaries.

“All right,” she said. “Spencer and Eric. Take your unicycles and get down there and buzz around the crowd. Entertain a little.”

It was an odd little elevator ride, with Scarlett crushed between her brother in an oversized suit and a unicycle, and her former not-boyfriend in an oversized suit and unicycle…all riding downstairs together to entertain almost a hundred people who shouldn’t have even been there. The elevator, in a typically uncooperative move, decided to go extra slow, and even stalled a bit between the third and fourth floors.

Spencer brought it to a halt on the second floor.

“Could you get out here and walk down?” he said. “We’re going to make a big entrance out of here, so we need to make sure no one is in front of the doors, or we might, you know, kill them with unicycles.”

Scarlett ran the last flight and got downstairs just in time to see the elevator door come open. Eric emerged first. He wobbled uncertainly through the guests. This was a fake out, Scarlett knew. He was completely steady on it. The guests laughed and moved out of his way. Spencer shot out a moment later, cutting a quick path through the crowd. He made a beeline right for the closed doors of the dining room. Scarlett watched in horror when he didn’t slow down. He took them at full speed, knocking himself backward off the unicycle, doing a backflip through the assembled guests. They fell silent until he sprang up and pretended to be embarrassed. They exploded into applause and laughter.

Scarlett realized she’d been holding her breath. That was a new trick, and it looked amazingly real. Eric wheeled up next to her, lingering a moment by her side. He leaned in close—close enough that she could feel his breath on the side of her neck.

“Your brother is a show-off,” he said in a low voice.

This was followed by a wink, then he was back in the crowd, wrangling them, making conversation.

The elevator door opened again. Half the cast had crammed into it, and they processed out. The other half came down the back steps. They all went into the kitchen in a strict formation, greeting the guests in character as they passed. The last person to appear was Mrs. Amberson. She wore a slinky black dress with a minor explosion of fresh violets on her shoulder.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” she said. “Welcome to our show.”

The doors of the dining room snapped open by unseen hands. Inside, all was shadow and flickering candlelight.

“Please take your seats,” she said, pointing the way. “Anywhere you like. The show is about to begin.”

Mrs. Amberson hooked her arm into Scarlett’s and pulled her along.

“It’s your show, O’Hara,” she said. “Come and watch.”

MEANWHILE, IN DENMARK…

It wasn’t the dining room anymore. It had been completely transformed.