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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. CHAPTER1
  4. CHAPTER2
  5. CHAPTER3
  6. CHAPTER4
  7. CHAPTER5
  8. CHAPTER6
  9. CHAPTER7
  10. CHAPTER8
  11. CHAPTER9
  12. CHAPTER10
  13. CHAPTER11
  14. CHAPTER12
  15. CHAPTER13
  16. CHAPTER14
  17. CHAPTER15
  18. CHAPTER16
  19. CHAPTER17
  20. CHAPTER18
  21. CHAPTER19
  22. CHAPTER20
  23. CHAPTER21
  24. CHAPTER22
  25. CHAPTER23
  26. CHAPTER24
  27. CHAPTER25
  28. CHAPTER26
  29. CHAPTER27
  30. CHAPTER28
  31. CHAPTER29
  32. CHAPTER30
  33. CHAPTER31
  34. CHAPTER32
  35. CHAPTER33
  36. CHAPTER34
  37. CHAPTER35
  38. CHAPTER36
  39. CHAPTER37
  40. CHAPTER38
  41. CHAPTER39
  42. CHAPTER40
  43. EPILOGUE
  44. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  45. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  46. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“Wait! Don’t leave.” I looked down at Jess and snatched the board and planchette from her, tossing them back into the box and replacing the lid. “See? It’s gone. Come back. I need to tell you guys something.”

Melissa stopped and frowned but slowly stepped back toward us as Jess lowered herself to the grass again, arms out.

“It seems like every time you have to tell us something, it’s something awful. Not like, ‘Hey, I found a new sushi place that has great spicy tuna.’ Or, ‘Did you hear about these new workout leggings on Amazon?’ ” Jess muttered from the grass, eyes closed.

Melissa raised her eyebrows expectantly and held Lucy on her hip like a baby, keeping her distance from the board.

I told them about going to Liz’s house and watching her sleep and the strange movements. I told them about how her skin was covered in scratches and seemed waxy. I then showed the picture of her on my phone, and they shrank back.

“She was also mumbling something.” I clicked over to the Notes app. “I tried to record it phonetically. It was ‘Ahm nays inter fitch ay ray.’ ”

“Why didn’t you just do a voice recording?” Melissa said impatiently.

I shrugged, lifting my phone in the air. “Because that would have made too much sense? It’s not like I had a plan, other than to make sure she wasn’t levitating and vomiting pea soup.”

“The Exorcist. Another reason not to use that Ouija board. The demon contacted the little girl through the board and then she started doing unnatural things with a crucifix,” Melissa said.

“That would be a badass stripper routine.” Jess laughed, still splayed on the lawn like she couldn’t muster the energy to sit up and engage in this ridiculous conversation. “The guy could come out with horns and red body paint and dance to ‘Highway to Hell.’ ” She shot up. “That’s actually a great idea. Maybe I should open my own club.”

I sighed deeply. I would have thought she was joking, except Jess concocted a new business idea every other week. Two weeks ago, she’d wanted to run a nursing home for swingers but then realized there were hurdles like insurance and licensing. (Not to mention the potential medical costs of elderly swingers’ breaking their hips.)

Melissa stared at her phone. Her face was illuminated by the light, shadows bouncing off her face. Even at night, her eyebrows were perfectly filled in and her lashes were long and full, thanks to bimonthly trips to the lash studio in town.

“Say again what Liz whispered,” she said. I did, and she scrolled the screen with her thumb.