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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. CHAPTER1
  4. CHAPTER2
  5. CHAPTER3
  6. CHAPTER4
  7. CHAPTER5
  8. CHAPTER6
  9. CHAPTER7
  10. CHAPTER8
  11. CHAPTER9
  12. CHAPTER10
  13. CHAPTER11
  14. CHAPTER12
  15. CHAPTER13
  16. CHAPTER14
  17. CHAPTER15
  18. CHAPTER16
  19. CHAPTER17
  20. CHAPTER18
  21. CHAPTER19
  22. CHAPTER20
  23. CHAPTER21
  24. CHAPTER22
  25. CHAPTER23
  26. CHAPTER24
  27. CHAPTER25
  28. CHAPTER26
  29. CHAPTER27
  30. CHAPTER28
  31. CHAPTER29
  32. CHAPTER30
  33. CHAPTER31
  34. CHAPTER32
  35. CHAPTER33
  36. CHAPTER34
  37. CHAPTER35
  38. CHAPTER36
  39. CHAPTER37
  40. CHAPTER38
  41. CHAPTER39
  42. CHAPTER40
  43. EPILOGUE
  44. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  45. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  46. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

Melissa shrank back from the books, hand poised in the air. “I don’t know if I can do this.” She closed her eyes and shook her head. “I thought I could, but this brings back a lot of memories.”

I made a sympathetic sound. I couldn’t imagine growing up in her family. Each week she would attend their megachurch, hear fire-and-brimstone rantings about going to hell, and then have brunch at Cracker Barrel, musing over the various possible demonic activities they had all witnessed in the past week. Neighbors accused other neighbors, and Melissa told me her parents once ran a family off the block for having tattoos and piercings, a definite sign of the devil. None had anything to do with God.

“Did you know they canceled Halloween? The head of the church said that it was Satan’s holiday and shouldn’t be celebrated. No costumes, no trick-or-treating. Nothing,” she said with a head shake. “I’m sorry, Amy. Really. But I just don’t believe in any of this.”

“Let’s humor her, Mel. I’m not saying it makes sense, but you guys know I’ve never turned down an adventure,” Jess said as she flipped open one of the books. She turned it around and tapped one of the illustrations, that of a naked woman rising above a terrified man in the bed below. “Maybe this is why Tim isn’t concerned.”

I grunted and reached for a book, scanning the accounts of people changing their personalities, of unexplained noises in the night, of electrical problems that couldn’t be explained by ComEd.

“It’s hard to know what any of this is. I feel like half of these things could be attributed to nervous husbands or a midlife crisis. I mean, how often in history have women been accused of supernatural things when they were just being humans?” I said. “Look at Salem. Scary groupthink is a real thing, and I don’t want to veer into that territory.”

Melissa brushed her hair back from her shoulders. “First of all, we aren’t setting Liz on fire. And besides, you were the one who checked these books out, Cotton Mather.”

We heard footsteps and quickly closed the books, turning them over so the covers weren’t visible. Tony appeared in the doorway.

“I just remembered that I have some excellent brie en croûte that I could heat up for you all if you want,” he said as he hooked a thumb toward the kitchen. He took a step toward it before we said anything.

“Heather had so much food, we are all full,” Melissa said quickly. They exchanged a long, silent conversation before he nodded and walked back upstairs again.

“That was strange,” Jess said, her eyes shifting toward the stairs. “He seems obsessed with feeding us.”