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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. CHAPTER1
  4. CHAPTER2
  5. CHAPTER3
  6. CHAPTER4
  7. CHAPTER5
  8. CHAPTER6
  9. CHAPTER7
  10. CHAPTER8
  11. CHAPTER9
  12. CHAPTER10
  13. CHAPTER11
  14. CHAPTER12
  15. CHAPTER13
  16. CHAPTER14
  17. CHAPTER15
  18. CHAPTER16
  19. CHAPTER17
  20. CHAPTER18
  21. CHAPTER19
  22. CHAPTER20
  23. CHAPTER21
  24. CHAPTER22
  25. CHAPTER23
  26. CHAPTER24
  27. CHAPTER25
  28. CHAPTER26
  29. CHAPTER27
  30. CHAPTER28
  31. CHAPTER29
  32. CHAPTER30
  33. CHAPTER31
  34. CHAPTER32
  35. CHAPTER33
  36. CHAPTER34
  37. CHAPTER35
  38. CHAPTER36
  39. CHAPTER37
  40. CHAPTER38
  41. CHAPTER39
  42. CHAPTER40
  43. EPILOGUE
  44. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  45. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  46. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

Determination built in my chest as I leveled my eyes at hers. “Look at me. Nothing will happen to you or to me. Or anyone. We are going to make all the bad things stop. And then we will all be safe. I promise.”

She didn’t respond, just hugged me tight. I closed my eyes and hugged her back.

“I promise,” I whispered into her hair.

As I approached Jess and Melissa on the street corner, I saw their eyes were wide and lips pressed together. Melissa wore black workout pants with a pink tank top, and Jess was in all white: white running shorts and a white T-shirt with Manitowoc Turkey Trot 2012 on the front. At their feet were two bags of supplies. In Jess’s hand, she held an aluminum water bottle.

“Do we have everything?” I whispered. Down the block, I heard Heather’s designer dog barking.

Jess lifted the water bottle, which I recognized as a free promotional item we got from Mark’s work last year. I must have left it at her house at some point. Instead of water, it was filled with gasoline.

“I got some strange looks at the gas station when I filled this up and then put it in the back of the Prius,” she said. She lifted her hand and sniffed it. “I’m never getting rid of that smell, I can already tell.”

I nodded, and she put the gasoline bottle in my bag. “Solid work.” I turned to Melissa. “Do you have it?”

She bent down and opened her bag, pulling out the exercise bands she used for doing online barre classes in her basement. She also produced a rope and bungee ties that she’d used to secure the turtle-top storage container to the roof of her car when her family drove to Florida last summer. I noticed a gold crucifix around her neck, a new addition.

In my bag, I had two grill lighters. The incantation spell was in my back pocket. I held up my wrist and waved it around, the Stronger with You bracelet tight. My friends did the same.

“Wait, I have one more thing,” Jess said. She pulled out three shirts from her bag. They were brightly colored and covered in parrots.

“Jimmy Buffett shirts?” I said. “Are you serious?”

She nodded as she tossed each of us a shirt. “Extra level of protection. Maybe if Liz sees them, she will be reminded of who she really is. Plus, she would never do anything to hurt Jimmy.” She yanked her T-shirt off and pulled hers over her head. It read, Fins to the Left, Fins to the Right.

“This feels like an ‘It’s all for you, Damien,’ moment,” I said grimly as I began to put on the shirt.