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Chapters (47)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. CHAPTER1
  4. CHAPTER2
  5. CHAPTER3
  6. CHAPTER4
  7. CHAPTER5
  8. CHAPTER6
  9. CHAPTER7
  10. CHAPTER8
  11. CHAPTER9
  12. CHAPTER10
  13. CHAPTER11
  14. CHAPTER12
  15. CHAPTER13
  16. CHAPTER14
  17. CHAPTER15
  18. CHAPTER16
  19. CHAPTER17
  20. CHAPTER18
  21. CHAPTER19
  22. CHAPTER20
  23. CHAPTER21
  24. CHAPTER22
  25. CHAPTER23
  26. CHAPTER24
  27. CHAPTER25
  28. CHAPTER26
  29. CHAPTER27
  30. CHAPTER28
  31. CHAPTER29
  32. CHAPTER30
  33. CHAPTER31
  34. CHAPTER32
  35. CHAPTER33
  36. CHAPTER34
  37. CHAPTER35
  38. CHAPTER36
  39. CHAPTER37
  40. CHAPTER38
  41. CHAPTER39
  42. CHAPTER40
  43. EPILOGUE
  44. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  45. DISCUSSION QUESTIONS
  46. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  47. What’s next onyour reading list?

“Is Amelia your imaginary friend?” My voice was hoarse, barely above a whisper.

She shook her head. “No, she’s real.”

“Emily, honey.” I reached forward and grabbed her hands again. “No one came over last night. There wasn’t anyone in your room when you were sleeping.”

She pulled her hands from mine and frowned. “There was. She told me to get the board and put it under my bed, and then she left when I did it.”

My voice went up an octave. “That’s not possible.”

Emily rolled her eyes. “It is.”

The standoff continued, each of us looking at the other with suspicion. I knew when she had an idea in her head, there was no way I could convince her otherwise. She was like that even as a baby. If she saw something she wanted, there would be no substitute. It was her way or no way, on principle alone.

I knew lots of kids who had imaginary friends on whom they blamed anything naughty. Summer had melted crayons in Jess’s microwave and blamed it on Susie, who she said was a half-unicorn, half-tiger who wanted to make melted crayon art. After a night of Mr. Clean Magic Erasers, Jess had just bought a new microwave.

I decided to switch tactics. “How old is Amelia?”

She beamed, assuming I had accepted Amelia’s existence. “I don’t know. She never told me, but she told me her favorite snack.”

I smiled, despite the situation. “Sounds like you guys are good friends, then.”

“Yes. She wears funny clothes and talks kind of weird, but she plays with me and it’s really fun.” She glanced over her shoulder at the open doorway. “Can I go watch the movie now?”

I shook my head. “Not yet. That board game is not for children, okay? And I don’t like that you took it. But I am more worried about your Barbies. They are in kind of a scary scene in your house. Did Amelia do that, too?”

She abruptly stood up and ran to her room. I struggled to stand and chase after her, grasping at her pajamas but only grabbing air.

“No, wait—”

She screamed when she got to her room. I arrived a second later to see her pointing at it, red-faced.

“You ruined my house! It’s broken now!” Her hands balled into fists as she looked at me, eyes flashing with rage.

“I’m sorry. I tripped on it.” I fumbled for words. “But I did get scared when I saw what the Barbies were doing.” I knelt down in front of her on one knee. “It scared me, Emily. It looked like Barbie was trying to hurt people.”

She slowly turned toward the crumpled Dreamhouse, the hot-pink plastic piled on top of itself and the dolls’ legs sticking out of the mess.

“She was.”

I leaned forward. “What did you say?”