“These are so hot, Scar. But it’s still a lot of coverage. What about a bashful nipple?”

I laughed. “What are you talking about?”

“You know. Have your bra slip down a little and pretend to look all shocked about it.”

“I’m not doing a bashful nipple.” I tossed the pillow at her head.

“What about a sheer top? Double bashful nipple! I think I saw something in the closet.”

Not happening. I ran after her into the closet. She was just about to pull something off the hanger when I saw a storage bin in the corner that would be perfect. “Wait, I think it’s my turn to pick something.”

“Okay. Have at it.”

“I’ll wear something from that.” I pointed to the bin.

Sophie raised her eyebrow. “It’s labeled SKI CLOTHES.”

“Yeah. It’ll be plenty sexy. Like...goggles and stuff.”

Sophie laughed. “Now you want to cover your face too?”

I shrugged. Honestly that wasn’t a horrible idea. “Goggles can be sexy. Like...hanging between my breasts?”

“How long are the goggles you’re picturing exactly?”

“I don’t know. Goggle length?”

She shook her head. “Never mind. Fine. But whatever is in there, you have to promise to wear it.”

Why did this feel like a trick? I stared at her uneasily. How bad could it be though? There were no sexy ski clothes that I was aware of. Unless thermal underwear could be sexy. “Deal.” I popped off the lid of the storage container. “What the actual F? Why are there only bikinis in here?”

Sophie laughed. “This Russian chick is amazing.”

“How did you know it was going to be bikinis?”

“I didn’t. But I had a feeling it would be something sexy. Because her lingerie drawer was labeled boots.” She pointed to the label. “I don’t think she’s very good at English. And literally everything in this closet is sexy. Do you think she really skis in bikinis though? Because that’s amazing.”

“No sane person would ski in a bikini.” And even if they did, there should still be goggles.

“But a sane person would wear one of these for a sexy photo.” Sophie lifted up the skimpiest emerald green bikini I’d ever seen. “This will look great with your hair. And it looks like it has some extra lift for the girls. Score.”

I sighed. I guess I had agreed to this. At least this one was easy to change into. And the cups on the bikini top really did make my boobs look good.

“Okay, now put both hands on the doorjamb and pop your hip.”

I placed my hands on either side of the doorway.

Sophie smiled. “He’s going to love these. Toss your hair over your shoulder.”

I flicked my hair back and she snapped a few more.