I hated her logical side. “Let’s just focus on the 19.” That number seemed a lot more manageable. I could kiss 19 guys, right? Gah, why was I even considering the kissing booth? It was a terrible idea. And yet...it was also the only idea we had.

Sophie drummed her fingers on the desk. “OMG, I’ve got it.”

“You know who it is?”

“No, but I know how to find out. Hand me your phone.”

I gave it to her. She started typing something.

“Done.” She smiled and handed it back to me.

“Sophie,” I whispered as I stared in horror at what she’d just done.

She’d sent the kiss thief a text: “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”

“You’re welcome,” she said.

“Why would you text him THAT?!”

“So he shows us his dick of course.”

“Why would we want a dick pic?!”

She laughed. “Why wouldn’t we? I’m so curious about what he’s packing. He’s super possessive. Stalkery. He has all the signs of big dick energy.”

I opened my mouth and closed it again. “Sophie, I’m not sending him a sexy picture of myself. And getting a picture of his manhood does not help narrow down this list.”

“His manhood?” She laughed. “Please never use that phrase again. And it does help us. I’ve seen six dicks on this list. I remember what they look like. So if we see your stalker’s, we can narrow it down.”

What the hell? “Sophie, if you’ve seen six of them, just delete them from the list. They’re obviously not stalking me if they’ve hooked up with you.”

“I don’t see your reasoning here.”

“Because it would be weird. We’re cousins.”

Sophie sighed. “How many times do I need to remind you that Axel and Jacob...”

“Are not my biological cousins! Stop it. Delete the six penises you’ve seen.”

She sighed again. “Fine. But this list is very shaky now.” She deleted the six guys she’d hooked up with.

“Okay.” I stared at the list. “There’s only thirteen now.”

“A baker’s dozen,” Sophie said. “Are you hungry now? Because I’m hungry. All this sausage talk has my stomach growling.”

I didn’t feel hungry. My stomach was twisted into knots. And I kept glancing at my phone. Not because I wanted a dick pic from my kiss thief. I didn’t actually think he’d send one.

But I didn’t love what he was going to think about me after getting that text. He’d think maybe I’d done more things than he first realized. He said he was going to steal all my firsts. If he didn’t think there were any left...would he just...disappear?

Sophie stood up. “Come on. Let’s get some dinner.”

“My dad said you had to leave before dinner.”

She rolled her eyes. “As if.”