Chapters (36)
- Scarlett and the Kiss Thief
- CONTENTS
- Chapter 1 – Operation Too Hot to Handle
- Chapter 2 – The Perfect Entrance
- Chapter 3 – This Plan is so Epic I Could Cry
- Chapter 4 – Put Me Down!
- Chapter 5 – Call Him Daddy
- Chapter 6 – Grounded
- Chapter 7 – A Classic Hunter Hunter Mess Around
- Chapter 8 – What. The. Actual. F Did You Do?
- Chapter 9 – You Little Pervert
- Chapter 10 – The Blowjob Phase?
- Chapter 11 – I Always Pictured it with You, Axel
- Chapter 12 – Jacob Miller in Black Boxers
- Chapter 13 – Why Snakes?!
- Chapter 14 – The Whole Football Team
- Chapter 15 – I Did Not Call Your Father a Dick
- Chapter 16 – Red Pandas
- Chapter 17 – Hoes Before Bros
- Chapter 18 – A Baker’s Dozen Men
- Chapter 19 –This Russian Chick is Amazing
- Chapter 20 – The Mascot
- Chapter 21 – Savage
- Chapter 22 – A Real Shit Older Brother
- Chapter 23 – The Kiss Thief Strikes Again
- Chapter 24 – Highly Illegal
- Chapter 25 – Knight in Shining Armor
- Chapter 26 – What the Heck is Happening?
- Chapter 27 – The Kiss Thief is Here
- Chapter 28 – Truth or Dare
- Chapter 29 – My Fairy Godmothers
- Chapter 30 – Mr. Halifax
- Chapter 31 – You’re It
- Chapter 32 – The OG Kiss Thief
- Chapter 33 – First Kiss Do-Over
- Axel & Jacob Bonus Story
He didn’t hear me as he shimmied his shoulders and stepped up onto the ladder.
What the hell was he doing here?
“He has earbuds in,” someone said.
I jumped. Someone was sitting on the couch, his face hidden behind a magazine.
I screamed.
And then Uncle Rob screamed and dropped the drill. He cursed as he pulled his earbuds out of his ears. “Shit, Scarlett. You scared me.” He laughed and picked up the power drill and screw. And then he proceeded to climb up the ladder and start drilling again.
Mr. Tanner lowered the magazine he’d been paging through. He looked at the wet clothes tucked under my arm. “Rough night?” he asked.
I stared at my parents’ friend in horror. Wait, my parents! I looked around, waiting for my parents to pop out of nowhere and yell at me. But unless they were hiding behind that couch... Wait. This room had been empty. Where had that couch come from?
“There,” Uncle Rob said and blew on the end of the power drill. He hopped off the ladder. “We still need a few more items. And maybe a fresh coat of paint. But it’s a work in progress. Why is your hair all wet?”
I opened my mouth and closed it again. “I don’t understand what’s happening.”
Mr. Tanner started whistling and looking through his magazine again.
“I asked Tanner for help,” Uncle Rob said. “He’s not very handy though.”
“I’m handy when no one is looking,” Mr. Tanner said as he kept flipping through the magazine.
What the heck did that mean?
“I know your Uncle Matt knows how to do all this stuff,” Uncle Rob said. “But I thought he might freak out about this. Since he has a son your age and all that.”
“Speaking of which,” said Mr. Tanner. “Is that Jacob’s jacket? Are the two of you dating?”
I held the jacket a little tighter. “I don’t really know. We’re going to homecoming together.”
Mr. Tanner looked very excited about that news.
Uncle Rob smiled. “You’re dating then.”
“Really?” I asked.
“Kid, he gave you his jacket and asked you to homecoming. Yes. You’re dating.”
I smiled. But then my smile immediately fell when Uncle Rob tossed his power drill into a toolkit. “I still don’t understand what’s happening.”
“You couldn’t have picked a better lad than my grandson,” Mr. Tanner said. “I knew this was going to happen. I predicted it when you were just kids.”
Had he? I smiled. Mr. Tanner wasn’t Jacob’s actual grandfather. But when Jacob had moved to New York City when he was little, he’d called Mr. Tanner Abuelo and it kind of just stuck. The two of them knew each other well. Mr. Tanner must have known about Jacob’s crush on me this whole time.