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Chapters (36)
  1. Scarlett and the Kiss Thief
  2. CONTENTS
  3. Chapter 1 – Operation Too Hot to Handle
  4. Chapter 2 – The Perfect Entrance
  5. Chapter 3 – This Plan is so Epic I Could Cry
  6. Chapter 4 – Put Me Down!
  7. Chapter 5 – Call Him Daddy
  8. Chapter 6 – Grounded
  9. Chapter 7 – A Classic Hunter Hunter Mess Around
  10. Chapter 8 – What. The. Actual. F Did You Do?
  11. Chapter 9 – You Little Pervert
  12. Chapter 10 – The Blowjob Phase?
  13. Chapter 11 – I Always Pictured it with You, Axel
  14. Chapter 12 – Jacob Miller in Black Boxers
  15. Chapter 13 – Why Snakes?!
  16. Chapter 14 – The Whole Football Team
  17. Chapter 15 – I Did Not Call Your Father a Dick
  18. Chapter 16 – Red Pandas
  19. Chapter 17 – Hoes Before Bros
  20. Chapter 18 – A Baker’s Dozen Men
  21. Chapter 19 –This Russian Chick is Amazing
  22. Chapter 20 – The Mascot
  23. Chapter 21 – Savage
  24. Chapter 22 – A Real Shit Older Brother
  25. Chapter 23 – The Kiss Thief Strikes Again
  26. Chapter 24 – Highly Illegal
  27. Chapter 25 – Knight in Shining Armor
  28. Chapter 26 – What the Heck is Happening?
  29. Chapter 27 – The Kiss Thief is Here
  30. Chapter 28 – Truth or Dare
  31. Chapter 29 – My Fairy Godmothers
  32. Chapter 30 – Mr. Halifax
  33. Chapter 31 – You’re It
  34. Chapter 32 – The OG Kiss Thief
  35. Chapter 33 – First Kiss Do-Over
  36. Axel & Jacob Bonus Story

I read her the text: “You look beautiful right now. But you’d look even better in my jacket.” I looked up at Sophie. “He’s here.”

“I can’t wait to give Mr. Halifax a piece of my mind,” Sophie said. “Where is he?”

But we looked around and didn’t see him anywhere. While we had been immersed in the footage of the locker room, the party had gone into full swing. There were several bonfires lit. The fire and smoke obscured our view a bit. But we made our way through the woods and didn’t see one sign of Mr. Halifax. Just a bunch of drunken students.

Which made sense. Why would Mr. Halifax be here?

“Seriously, where is he?” Sophie said.

I looked back down at the text. “Sophie, what would Mr. Halifax even mean by his jacket? The kiss thief is obviously talking about a varsity jacket in this text. And Mr. Halifax wouldn’t come to a high school party.”

Sophie just stared at me.

“All the texts the kiss thief sends mess with my head. But his texts about being a mascot were worded very weirdly, remember? He said he was the mascot that day. Remember we thought he stole the costume?”

“Maybe...”

“And I’ve sent the kiss thief more pictures since then. And he’s never sent one back. If he had the costume on hand, wouldn’t he just keep sending me funny pics of himself in that?”

Sophie exhaled slowly. “That’s true.”

“Definitely true.” I mean...I hoped. I didn’t want to have made out with my teacher! Especially accidentally. “My kiss thief is on the football team. I’m sure of it.” I wasn’t really sure. But I desperately wanted it to be true.

Sophie nodded. “You’re probably right. Mr. Halifax would never do that to me. I know he’s playing hard to get. But playing hard to get and hooking up with my best friend are two different things entirely.”

Mr. Halifax wasn’t playing hard to get. He was playing the role of her teacher.

“So the mascot thing was a bust,” Sophie said.

I hoped so. I really hoped so. But I had this unease in my chest that I couldn’t shake. Your kiss thief isn’t Mr. Halifax. I said it over and over again in my head, hoping the phrase would become true if I thought it enough. I should have told Sophie as soon as I saw Mr. Halifax in the costume. That could have saved me a couple hours of spiraling. I just wanted the thought of Mr. Halifax out of my head.

“But your kiss thief is definitely here...wait.” She grabbed my phone back and started texting.

I looked over her shoulder. She’d just texted him: “Prove you’re at the party.”

My kiss thief didn’t respond.