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Chapters (36)
  1. Scarlett and the Kiss Thief
  2. CONTENTS
  3. Chapter 1 – Operation Too Hot to Handle
  4. Chapter 2 – The Perfect Entrance
  5. Chapter 3 – This Plan is so Epic I Could Cry
  6. Chapter 4 – Put Me Down!
  7. Chapter 5 – Call Him Daddy
  8. Chapter 6 – Grounded
  9. Chapter 7 – A Classic Hunter Hunter Mess Around
  10. Chapter 8 – What. The. Actual. F Did You Do?
  11. Chapter 9 – You Little Pervert
  12. Chapter 10 – The Blowjob Phase?
  13. Chapter 11 – I Always Pictured it with You, Axel
  14. Chapter 12 – Jacob Miller in Black Boxers
  15. Chapter 13 – Why Snakes?!
  16. Chapter 14 – The Whole Football Team
  17. Chapter 15 – I Did Not Call Your Father a Dick
  18. Chapter 16 – Red Pandas
  19. Chapter 17 – Hoes Before Bros
  20. Chapter 18 – A Baker’s Dozen Men
  21. Chapter 19 –This Russian Chick is Amazing
  22. Chapter 20 – The Mascot
  23. Chapter 21 – Savage
  24. Chapter 22 – A Real Shit Older Brother
  25. Chapter 23 – The Kiss Thief Strikes Again
  26. Chapter 24 – Highly Illegal
  27. Chapter 25 – Knight in Shining Armor
  28. Chapter 26 – What the Heck is Happening?
  29. Chapter 27 – The Kiss Thief is Here
  30. Chapter 28 – Truth or Dare
  31. Chapter 29 – My Fairy Godmothers
  32. Chapter 30 – Mr. Halifax
  33. Chapter 31 – You’re It
  34. Chapter 32 – The OG Kiss Thief
  35. Chapter 33 – First Kiss Do-Over
  36. Axel & Jacob Bonus Story

I swallowed hard. I didn’t want Jacob to like me. I wanted Axel to like me. Was that why Axel had been acting weird? Because he didn’t like that I hugged Jacob?

“Which is so great,” Sophie said. “Jacob will probably even get a little handsy when you sit on his lap today. This plan is so epic I could cry.”

“Soph, I’m not going to lead Jacob on.”

“Well, then fill him in on the plan. He’ll be down, he’s the best. We’re going to make Axel so jealous he explodes.” She put her hands next to her face and made an exploding motion, with the noise and everything.

She’d lost her mind. There was no way in hell I was sitting on Jacob’s lap. Or telling him about my undying love for Axel. It was embarrassing enough that Sophie knew. But before I got a chance to tell her, Mr. Halifax cleared his throat.

“Miss Hunter and Miss Hunter,” Mr. Halifax said with a disapproving shake of his head. “Are the two of you planning on talking during my whole class?”

“That depends,” Sophie said. “Are you running detention today?”

He frowned. “No.”

She leaned forward slightly, not being subtle at all about showing off her cleavage. “Then I guess we’ll be quiet, sir.”

Oh my God.

She gave him what could only be described as a very sexual smile. She even raised her eyebrow.

Mr. Halifax cleared his throat and turned back to the board. But not before I saw his Adam’s apple rise and fall as he stared at her.

I looked back and forth between Sophie and Mr. Halifax. Damn. Sophie had more chemistry with one of our teachers than I had with Axel. Screw me.

***

“You ready for this?” Soph asked.

We were standing outside the doors to the cafeteria. And I was 100% not ready. “I think I’m going to be sick.”

Sophie laughed. “Come on, you and Jacob are friends. Friends sit on each other’s laps all the time. Just play it cool. And if you are going to be sick…just don’t do it on Jacob’s lap.”

God, that thought hadn’t even occurred to me! But now that she mentioned it, it was all I could think about. Especially since I’d felt sick all day. I couldn’t do this. “What if he pushes me off?”

“What? That’s what you’re worried about? You should be worried that he’ll pull you closer.” She winked at me.

“Maybe I should just talk to Axel…”

“What? No. He’s skittish, you don’t want to scare him off.”

“He’s not a horse.”

“Yeah, he’s worse. He’s a boy.”

“No, the new teacher,” a girl said to her friend as she passed us. “He’s droolworthy.”

Sophie laughed and pointed after them. “Have you heard that a million times today?”