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Chapters (43)
  1. Cover
  2. SCABBY QUEEN
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. SOME PEOPLE
  6. Q Magazine, June 1990
  7. RUTH
  8. Clio Campbell
  9. NEIL
  10. DONALD
  11. Guardian Weekend magazine, August 2010
  12. SAMMI
  13. SIMON
  14. NEIL
  15. Daily Mail, October 2016
  16. HAMZA
  17. XANTHE
  18. DONALD
  19. Q Magazine, September 2007
  20. RUTH
  21. DANNY
  22. SAMMI
  23. NEIL
  24. BBC Radio Scotland, 24 January 2018
  25. DONALD
  26. MALCOLM
  27. SAMMI
  28. Loaded, February 1996
  29. SHIV
  30. IDA
  31. Scotland on Sunday, September 2013
  32. DONALD
  33. HAMZA
  34. SAMMI
  35. ADELE
  36. NEIL
  37. The Pool, February 2018
  38. RUTH
  39. DONALD
  40. EILEEN
  41. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  42. About the Author
  43. About the Publisher

Sensing Morna was less than taken with him, Malcolm concentrated the still-considerable remnants of his charm on her for the next half hour or so. Donald had always been impressed with this in their youth, the way Malcolm could win round the stubbornest opinion if he put his mind to it; he saw it now as a desperate flail. Malcolm just couldn’t stand that someone in his immediate vicinity wasn’t convinced by him. It was sad, Donald thought, to be still so paranoid, so desperate for approval, at the age they were.

Gradually, over a couple of rounds, the story came out. Anouli had finally thrown Malcolm out after fifteen years of touring and gigging and fighting and drinking. Donald was impressed – he wouldn’t have bet on that relationship lasting longer than any other in Malcolm’s life. Failing to make a name for himself outside of her legend, Malcolm had barrelled round the bluegrass-and-folk circuit in Kentucky for a while, then bagged himself up on board a Greyhound bus and, reading between the lines, had become a vagrant. He spoke of Hank Williams and Bob Dylan, of riding the trains, the camaraderie of the road and the noble American tradition of wandering; Donald and Morna heard sleeping in doorways, eating off the streets, soup kitchens. Eventually, he’d been taken to hospital after a heart attack, and on being unable to pay the bills it had been discovered that his visa was long-expired. ‘Forcibly deported,’ he said with some pride. ‘So I arrived back in Glasgow and decided to become a drain on the good old NHS, eh?’

Morna looked over at Donald. ‘Malcolm, where are you staying just now?’

He waved a hand. ‘With good people.’

‘OK,’ Morna said. ‘Well, I’m going to pay a visit to the ladies’ room.’

‘You couldn’t make yourself look lovelier, my darling, trust me on that.’

Coming out of anyone else’s mouth that line would have clunked, but Donald was amazed to see even his stoic Morna simper slightly as she turned away. The scarecrow turned those pale eyes, suddenly full of purpose, back to Donald.

‘A good woman you’ve got there. I hope you don’t mind me saying that I’m surprised to see you, ah … settled. I’d always thought – ach, never mind man. Never mind. Now, tell me. Where’s my daughter? Where’s my girl, the big celebrity? Oh aye, I know all about her. It wasn’t much news in the States, but my sister wrote me when she had her big hit song, and I used the internet at the library a wee while back. Incredible, these things they have now, isn’t it. But nobody seems to know where she is any more. That thrawn bitch her mother wouldn’t help me and if you ask me, I don’t think she had a bloody clue.’