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Chapters (43)
  1. Cover
  2. SCABBY QUEEN
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. SOME PEOPLE
  6. Q Magazine, June 1990
  7. RUTH
  8. Clio Campbell
  9. NEIL
  10. DONALD
  11. Guardian Weekend magazine, August 2010
  12. SAMMI
  13. SIMON
  14. NEIL
  15. Daily Mail, October 2016
  16. HAMZA
  17. XANTHE
  18. DONALD
  19. Q Magazine, September 2007
  20. RUTH
  21. DANNY
  22. SAMMI
  23. NEIL
  24. BBC Radio Scotland, 24 January 2018
  25. DONALD
  26. MALCOLM
  27. SAMMI
  28. Loaded, February 1996
  29. SHIV
  30. IDA
  31. Scotland on Sunday, September 2013
  32. DONALD
  33. HAMZA
  34. SAMMI
  35. ADELE
  36. NEIL
  37. The Pool, February 2018
  38. RUTH
  39. DONALD
  40. EILEEN
  41. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  42. About the Author
  43. About the Publisher

‘That’s not a surprise at all, darlin. Ha. You know who runs the Big Rock Festival? Mr Mansfield Music himself? My ex-husband. Yeah. He’s not going to do anything so kind as give me a break, the petty vindictive fuck. Some men just can’t cope with being dumped, can they? Not even – God, what was it? Fifteen years ago.’

‘Fucksake!’ said Ruth, topping up Clio’s glass sympathetically. ‘What an arsehole. I did think it was a bit weird – we usually do manage to get most of our acts on at the folk stage at Big Rock, at least.’

Clio put on an American accent, a bruised, bold Lauren Bacall.

‘That’s men for you, sweetheart.’ And she took a long drink, smacked her lips.

Glasgow, 23 January 2018

Donald Bain. Of course he should know. Ruth scrolled back through her email, found something in there from 2009, with a landline phone number, lengthy Highland area code. Then she sat and looked at it for a while. Then she decided to open all the windows – the living room, the tiny, grimy bathroom, the overstuffed bedroom with its faint tang of unwashed sheets and female sweat; the hot dead fruit of the kitchen where she registered the plates and cutlery stacked in the drying rack by an empty sink thankfully, then stopped herself. You’re giving thanks, she thought, that in the middle of this horrible thing this woman has visited on you, you don’t also have to do her dirty dishes? You flaccid great doormat.

She wanted to leave, get another expensive taxi back to Alison’s and sleep and sleep, but had a nagging feeling that she needed to do something more. She crashed back into the armchair, suddenly exhausted, and noticed that wedding photo, lying on the floor. Clio pale and young and lovely, tiny against the background of that big cathedral in Edinburgh; the husband seeming much larger, more present, with a very Nineties goatee beard and datedly baggy suit. There we go.

‘Hello, Mansfield Music, Francesca speaking.’

‘Hello, my name’s Ruth Jones. I need to speak to Mr Mansfield on a very urgent personal matter. It concerns his ex-wife, Clio Campbell. I have some bad news. I understand this is irregular, but do you think you could put me through straight away?’

She hadn’t expected that to work; had assumed there would be a finely honed machine of secretarial protocol preventing access to The Man. But here he was on the end of the phone, sounding irritated and busy and possibly a bit scared.

‘Dan Mansfield speaking.’

‘Mr Mansfield – you possibly don’t remember me. I’m a friend of Clio’s – I used to work for Vey Records, but I’m not sure if we ever – no, just email probably. Sorry.’

Pull it together, Ruth.

‘Uh-huh. Go on.’