Back Right after the Weather
Chapters (46)
  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Epigraph
  5. desk
  6. warrior two
  7. palate cleanser
  8. base camp
  9. the scary hand
  10. femininitea
  11. a very bad day
  12. duck egg
  13. excursion
  14. at ease
  15. pleasant travel
  16. shrimp platter
  17. mulberry street
  18. marienbad
  19. puebla
  20. visitors
  21. yule log
  22. machine burgers
  23. crosswinds
  24. night shift
  25. bludout
  26. breathing room
  27. auld acquaintance
  28. moonachie
  29. tiles
  30. girls kissing
  31. long-term dating
  32. apocalypse beach
  33. hypothermia
  34. flat white
  35. martinis
  36. polka favorites
  37. pussy hat
  38. two-flat
  39. symphony
  40. isle of mull
  41. opening night
  42. erasure
  43. vue du lac
  44. acknowledgments
  45. Reading Group Guide
  46. about the author

Judd Shoemaker, playing Harold, is a good physical match—a slight man, given heft by brogue shoes, a thick mustache, and a pipe. Before this, Cate has only seen him in movies. Onstage he has to project. He’s skillful, though, and by now, toward the end of rehearsals, he has blended into this role. He smells of cherry pipe tobacco and tweed.

Harold has just come into their library; Vita is at a small writing table, intent on a note she’s writing, scratching away with one of the fountain pens Cate found at the used-desk store.

HAROLD

Who’s the favored recipient of that letter? Mrs. Campbell?

[Mary Campbell is a new interest of Vita’s.]

VITA

No. The recipient is Mrs. Woolf.

[Vita is arranging the assignation with Virginia when Vita goes up to London. She will arrive half an hour early to meet Virginia in the basement. The scene lays out the terms of Vita and Harold’s philandering. Harold takes his pipe, knocks the ashes out of it into a standing ashtray, and leaves it there. He sits on the arm of the sofa.]

HAROLD

Perhaps, between kisses, you might tell her I’ve a notion to do a book on George Curzon, his postwar policies. I’m thinking Hogarth might be interested.

When Vita says nothing, just keeps scratching away with her pen, he falls gracefully backward, onto the couch. Molly, in the front row with Lauren, holds up a gnarly hand to stop the clock, then hoists herself out of her seat and totters up the steps to the stage.

“Judd, I’d like you to do something a little faggy here. Just to underline. Vita doesn’t really have to do anything but look butch and commanding. I think it would be good counterpoint if you did something small that a straight man mightn’t.”

He gets up, goes back to the doorway, repeats his lines, falls backward onto the sofa, this time crossing his legs at the ankles, as he props them on the sofa arm.

“Perfect,” Molly says. The scene moves on.

HAROLD

[Stares at the ceiling.]

Your silence, is it cloaking something we ought to talk about? Is it, in fact, speaking volumes?

VITA

Well, perhaps one. A slender volume. You’re going to scold me now, aren’t you?

HAROLD

I’m just saying you have to keep in mind that you don’t have la main heureuse when it comes to other peoples’ marriages. And you might want to be particularly careful with Virginia. She’s really too mentally delicate for your hijinks. You wouldn’t want to tip her over her edge. You might not see her advancing toward that, given there is so little in the way of edges for you.

VITA