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  1. PRAISE FOR THE PLAYS OF NEIL LABUTE
  2. REASONS TO BE PRETTY
  3. IN A DARK DARK HOUSE
  4. WRECKS
  5. FAT PIG
  6. THE MERCY SEAT
  7. THE SHAPE OF THINGS
  8. BASH
  9. ALSO BY NEIL LABUTE
  10. Copyright
  11. Contents
  12. PREFACE
  13. REASONS TO BE HAPPY

CARLY Sure?

GREG No, I just … time together is what I was looking for./ That’s all. Promise.

CARLY Cool./ Me too.

GREG Alright, then. You wanna wait here and I’ll bring the car around, or …?

CARLY No, I can walk with you. (Smiles.) Feels so good to get that uniform off in the morning, you know?/ Damn polyester!

GREG Yeah./ I used to peel my overalls off in the bathroom here, second I was done …

CARLY Graveyard shift is making me look old!

GREG Not possible! You’re so beautiful …

CARLY Hmmmm … I like the way you make up.

GREG Ha! You know it’s true …

CARLY No I don’t. I never felt that.

GREG Really? “Never?” Come on!

CARLY Not so much. I mean, I could tell that other people would look at me and smile or watch me or … that kinda thing … but I didn’t see anything special when I looked in the mirror./ Honestly. To this day.

GREG Huh./ Well, I do. (Beat.) You’re great.

CARLY Thanks, baby.

GREG I’m just telling the truth, that’s all.

CARLY You might still get that blow job …/ If you keep working on it.

GREG Good./ I’ll … compliments on the way! (He kisses her.) Come on, let’s get going …

They start off but CARLY stops GREG. Looks into his eyes.

CARLY You know what …? (Pulls him closer.) You make me feel safe. Did you know that?

GREG … that’s …

CARLY I never felt that before, with a guy. I mean … you know, I’ve been in love and, like, felt sexy or wanted someone, all of that stuff, but with you I feel safe. It’s different. And it’s nice.

GREG Thank you … that’s … you too! It feels really nice to be around you. Too.

CARLY I hope so.

A moment between them—GREG realizes now is the time to speak up and so he gives it a try:

GREG Listen … Carly … I wanna say something … I need to say this to you and so I’m just going to … I am … right now …

CARLY No, me first./ Girls go first, right?

GREG Of course./ (He does a little bow.) Yes.

CARLY You sure?

GREG Please. Go ahead … I can wait.

CARLY This morning … I was … maybe we should go to breakfast and we can talk there. Want to?

GREG No, that’s ok, we can … what?

CARLY I just … the last couple days, I’ve been all … anyway, I brought a test with me … you’re supposed to do a clean catch for a pure reading but I’ve been working, so I thought, “what the hell, I’ll at least try it first thing in the morning.” When I’m getting done with my shift, right?

GREG … I don’t understand./ Wait, like a …?

CARLY I did it in the bathroom./ Just now. (She pulls the stick out of her purse.) We’re gonna have a baby, Greg. You and me.