CARLY We could.

GREG That’s …

CARLY Or we could do the pancakes first. They both sound good!

GREG Ha! I’m open … (Checks his watch.) For another two hours, anyway.

CARLY Food! I need something yummy to eat …

GREG ’Kay, let’s take care of that right now.

CARLY Fantastic! (Grabbing him.) You know what? You’re a really good guy, Greg./ I think you are a really decent and nice person and I’m glad that we’re together now … so … there you go.

GREG Thank you./ (A peck on her cheek.) That is very sweet. Thanks.

CARLY You definitely need pancakes first! (She laughs.) I thought that was gonna get you all hot and bothered when I said that …

GREG Ha! This might not be the most … sexy … place I’ve ever been before, so maybe …

They kiss a few more times. It grows in intensity until:

CARLY You know what? Fuck the pancakes. Let’s go to your place and I’m gonna eat you for breakfast …

GREG Ha!/ Come on, let’s go to IHOP …

CARLY No, seriously …/ I feel really horny right now, so we should … come on.

GREG Carly, that’s …

CARLY … please, baby …

GREG No, really, I’ve got a test to finish up and a … seating chart I’m supposed to …

CARLY Excuse me?

GREG What?

CARLY Nothing.

GREG No, what’d I do wrong?

CARLY Ummmmmm … it started with “seating” and it ended with “chart.”

GREG I do, though! For my … the teacher I’m subbing for asked me to …

CARLY Screw it, Greg, I can walk home if you’ve gotta get over there that bad.

GREG After breakfast is fine … I’m just …

CARLY I was saying I wanna blow you, Greg, to suck your cock … so can you hold off on the Elmer’s Glue Stick for a few minutes or not?/ I mean … God!

GREG Carly, come on …/ That’s … not …

CARLY No, seriously, what’s up? You’re giving off some really mixed signals here …

GREG I have to be at work, that’s all! I want to spend time with you, that’s why I was here at 6:00 in the morning. Okay? There is nothing wrong, I promise …

CARLY … fine …

CARLY moves away from GREG. He tries to get close to her.

GREG Please. Don’t get all …

CARLY Don’t worry, I won’t hit you or anything. Like your last relationship.

GREG That’s not very nice.

CARLY I wasn’t trying to be nice.

GREG We can go to my apartment if you want to. We absolutely can … I’m sorry.

CARLY Not now. (Beat.) It’s ok … let’s go eat.

GREG Good. Alright. You’re sure?

CARLY Yeah, that’s … yes. You said it’d be a fun thing to do and you’re right. Sit and eat and talk, that sounds good …

GREG It will be.

CARLY Anything special you wanna talk about?

GREG … no …