Chapters (82)
- PRACTICALDEMONKEEPING
- CHRISTOPHER MOORE
- CONTENTS
- Part 1
- SATURDAY NIGHT
- THE BREEZE
- Part 2
- SUNDAY
- PINE COVE
- TRAVIS
- ROBERT
- AUGUSTUS BRINE
- THE DJINN’S STORY
- ARRIVAL
- ROBERT
- THE HEAD OF THE SLUG
- 10
- AUGUSTUS BRINE
- 11
- EFFROM
- 12
- JENNIFER
- Part 3
- SUNDAY NIGHT
- 13
- NIGHTFALL
- 14
- DINNER
- 15
- RACHEL
- 16
- HOWARD
- 17
- BILLY
- 18
- RACHEL
- 19
- JENNY’S HOUSE
- 20
- EFFROM
- 21
- AUGUSTUS BRINE
- 22
- TRAVIS AND JENNY
- Part 4
- MONDAY
- 23
- RIVERA
- 24
- AUGUSTUS BRINE
- 25
- AMANDA
- 26
- TRAVIS’S STORY
- 27
- AUGUSTUS
- 28
- EFFROM
- 29
- RIVERA
- 30
- JENNY
- 31
- GOOD GUYS
- 32
- THE HEAD OF THE SLUG
- 33
- RIVERA
- 34
- U-PICK-EM
- 35
- BAD GUYS, GOOD GUYS
- 36
- JENNY, ROBERT, RIVERA, AMANDA, TRAVIS, HOWARD, AND THE SPIDER
- 37
- GOOD GUYS
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
- About the Author
- PRAISE FORChristopher Moore
- ALSO BYChristopher Moore
- Credits
- Copyright
“Have you completely missed the significance of all this, Travis?” she asked.
“I guess so,” he said.
“Did it occur to you that the presence of Catch and Gian Hen Gian proves that Effrom is not gone completely? I will miss him, but he goes on. And I don’t want to be alone right now. I helped you when you needed it,” she said, and she waited.
Travis went in.
Howard went home to work on a new menu for his restaurant.
Chief Technical Sergeant Nailsworth never found out what happened to Roxanne or who she really was, and he was heartbroken. Because of his grief he was unable to eat, lost a hundred and fifty pounds, met a girl at a computer user’s meeting, and married her. He never had computer sex again outside the privacy of his home.
37
GOOD GUYS
Augustus Brine declined offers for a ride home. He wanted to walk. He needed to think. Gian Hen Gian walked at his side.
“I can repair your truck, make it fly if you wish,” the Djinn said.
“I don’t want it,” Brine said. “I’m not even sure I want to go home.”
“You may do as you wish, Augustus Brine.”
“I don’t want to go back to the store either. I think I’ll give the business to Robert and Jenny.”
“Is it wise to put the drunkard in the wine barrel?”
“He won’t drink anymore. I want them to have the house, too. I’ll start the paperwork in the morning.”
“It is done.”
“Just like that?”
“You doubt the word of the King of the Djinn?”
They walked in silence for a while before Brine spoke again.
“It seems wrong that Travis has lived so long without having a life, without love.”
“Like yourself, you mean?”
“No, not like myself. I’ve had a good life.”
“Would you have me make him young again?”
Brine thought for a moment before he answered. “Could you make him age in reverse? For each year that passes he is a year younger?”
“It can be done.”
“And her, too?”
“Her?”
“Amanda. Could you make them grow young together?”
“It can be done, if you command it.”
“I do.”
“It is done. Will you tell them?”
“No, not right away. It will be a nice surprise.”
“And what of yourself, Augustus Brine? What is it you wish?”
“I don’t know. I always thought I’d make a good madam.”
Before the Djinn could say anything else, Rachel’s van sputtered up beside them and stopped. She rolled down the window and said, “Do you need a ride, Gus?”
“He is trying to think,” the Djinn snapped.
“Don’t be rude,” Brine said to the Djinn. “Which way are you going?”
“I don’t know for sure. I don’t feel like going homemaybe ever.”