Back Off Planet Save as PDF
Chapters (54)
  1. Title Page
  2. Also by Aileen Erin
  3. Dedication
  4. Chapter One
  5. Chapter Two
  6. Chapter Three
  7. Chapter Four
  8. Chapter Five
  9. Chapter Six
  10. Chapter Seven
  11. Chapter Eight
  12. Chapter Nine
  13. Chapter Ten
  14. Chapter Eleven
  15. Chapter Twelve
  16. Chapter Thirteen
  17. Chapter Fourteen
  18. Chapter Fifteen
  19. Chapter Sixteen
  20. Chapter Seventeen
  21. Chapter Eighteen
  22. Chapter Nineteen
  23. Chapter Twenty
  24. Chapter Twenty-One
  25. Chapter Twenty-Two
  26. Chapter Twenty-Three
  27. Chapter Twenty-Four
  28. Chapter Twenty-Five
  29. Chapter Twenty-Six
  30. Chapter Twenty-Seven
  31. Chapter Twenty-Eight
  32. Chapter Twenty-Nine
  33. Chapter Thirty
  34. Chapter Thirty-One
  35. Chapter Thirty-Two
  36. Chapter Thirty-Three
  37. Chapter Thirty-Four
  38. Chapter Thirty-Five
  39. Chapter Thirty-Six
  40. Chapter Thirty-Seven
  41. Chapter Thirty-Eight
  42. Chapter Thirty-Nine
  43. Chapter Forty
  44. Chapter Forty-One
  45. Chapter Forty-Two
  46. Chapter Forty-Three
  47. Chapter Forty-Four
  48. Chapter Forty-Five
  49. Chapter Forty-Six
  50. Chapter Forty-Seven
  51. Off Balance
  52. To My Readers
  53. Acknowledgments
  54. About the Author

I punched him in the face, and he dropped to the ground. I stared at him for a second as he held his nose, but he didn’t get back up. Pathetic.

I started to turn back to Carl, but silence gripped the room.

Trouble. This was trouble.

Then there was cursing. Some even called me a few inappropriate names. Chairs scraped against the floor as men got up from their tables. They clearly hadn’t heard about the lessons I’d been giving everyone or about my sparring with Ahiga.

I rolled my eyes and held out a finger—asking Carl to wait again—before I turned to the room.

Everyone was now on their feet staring at me. “This one decided to lick my face,” I said, pointing to Asshole. “This one tried to defend him.” I pointed to Asshole’s BFF. “I’m not here for trouble, but I don’t enjoy being manhandled.”

“Fuck that,” someone muttered.

I shook out my arms, relaxing my muscles. “If you want to try me, please do. It would be my pleasure.” I’d been training people on my day off and after the shifts when I didn’t end up needing nanos, but training and sparring were different than an all-out fight. I wouldn’t have to go easy on these men. That had me grinning like it was Christmas.

This was going to be fun.

The first guy started at me, and from then on, time was a blur of fists and blocks.

Two came at me at once, but I dropped down, sliding on the floor between them, and grabbed their ankles and twisted. Bones and tendons snapped.

I kipped up and kept going, one after another after another. One move to the next. Like each opponent was a piece in a larger game.

A man came at me with a bottle. I caught his arm as he swung it at me, spinning myself into his body. I elbowed him in the stomach as I wrenched the bottle out of his grasp and kicked him square in the nuts.

Another grabbed at me, and I swung the bottle at his head. The glass broke as he crumpled to the ground.

The sound of glass breaking seemed to mark a pause in the fighting. I was now holding a weapon, and no one seemed confident enough to come at me anymore. They were all looking around at each other, trying to figure out what everyone else was going to do before acting.

That was lame.