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Chapters (76)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Notice
  3. Dedication
  4. PROLOGUE
  5. PART I
  6. ONE
  7. TWO
  8. THREE
  9. FOUR
  10. FIVE
  11. SIX
  12. SEVEN
  13. EIGHT
  14. NINE
  15. PART II
  16. TEN
  17. ELEVEN
  18. TWELVE
  19. THIRTEEN
  20. FOURTEEN
  21. FIFTEEN
  22. SIXTEEN
  23. SEVENTEEN
  24. EIGHTEEN
  25. NINETEEN
  26. PART III
  27. TWENTY
  28. TWENTY-ONE
  29. TWENTY-TWO
  30. TWENTY-THREE
  31. TWENTY-FOUR
  32. TWENTY-FIVE
  33. TWENTY-SIX
  34. INTERLUDE
  35. PART IV
  36. TWENTY-SEVEN
  37. TWENTY-EIGHT
  38. TWENTY-NINE
  39. THIRTY
  40. THIRTY-ONE
  41. THIRTY-TWO
  42. THIRTY-THREE
  43. THIRTY-FOUR
  44. INTERLUDE
  45. PART V
  46. THIRTY-FIVE
  47. THIRTY-SIX
  48. THIRTY-SEVEN
  49. THIRTY-EIGHT
  50. PART VI
  51. THIRTY-NINE
  52. FORTY
  53. FORTY-ONE
  54. FORTY-TWO
  55. FORTY-THREE
  56. FORTY-FOUR
  57. FORTY-FIVE
  58. INTERLUDE
  59. PART VII
  60. FORTY-SIX
  61. FORTY-SEVEN
  62. FORTY-EIGHT
  63. FORTY-NINE
  64. FIFTY
  65. FIFTY-ONE
  66. FIFTY-TWO
  67. PART VIII
  68. FIFTY-THREE
  69. FIFTY-FOUR
  70. FIFTY-FIVE
  71. FIFTY-SIX
  72. EPILOGUE
  73. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  74. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  75. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  76. Newsletter Sign-up

Dillon shrunk. Guy kept at it, walking amongst the men. “There’s nobody to fight in Nottingham, lads. You’re not in the king’s army, and you’ll never be knights. If you are here for glory, I will give you a glorious death right now and we’ll both be happy. That’s not what you’ll be doing in the Nottingham Guard. Here, you’ll man the towers, escort the sheriff, yell at gang children, and you will do a very lot of standing around with very little moving. You’ll notice we’re not training you how to do that, because we assume you arrived here with more talent than an average tree.”

The smirks and amused eyes in the crowd faded. Most here would never rise above the Common Guard, which meant a life of monotony and discipline. Or a quick death at the hand of the damned gerold next to them. “You are being trained to swing a sword without killing yourself, in the unbelievably rare event you will need to use it before someone slightly less incompetent than yourself comes to help you. If you are lucky you will someday rise from the ranks of those who stand and do nothing to the elite order of those who ride and do nothing. You will enforce the sheriff’s laws, you will collect and escort supplies, you will make lords and nobles feel more important. Perhaps you’ll be lucky enough and one will pay you to join their retainer, and then you will be very happy because you won’t ever have to see me or The Simons again. And we will be equally happy to never see your face as well.”

“What about criminals?” Dillon Fellows asked, unaware that it was not his turn to speak.

Guy raised an eyebrow. “Criminals?”

“Won’t we be fighting them?”

“Only if their crime,” Guy leaned in to investigate Dillon’s face for any sign of intelligence, “is that they are currently fighting you. But if The Simons has done his job and you look like you know how to swing a sword, they won’t want to fight you in the first place. So I’m terribly sorry, you won’t be killing any of your fellow countrymen. This is England, not Barbaria!”

This garnered a wave of laughter, though when he thought back on it later he was fairly certain that Barbaria was not a place.