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Chapters (76)
  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright Notice
  3. Dedication
  4. PROLOGUE
  5. PART I
  6. ONE
  7. TWO
  8. THREE
  9. FOUR
  10. FIVE
  11. SIX
  12. SEVEN
  13. EIGHT
  14. NINE
  15. PART II
  16. TEN
  17. ELEVEN
  18. TWELVE
  19. THIRTEEN
  20. FOURTEEN
  21. FIFTEEN
  22. SIXTEEN
  23. SEVENTEEN
  24. EIGHTEEN
  25. NINETEEN
  26. PART III
  27. TWENTY
  28. TWENTY-ONE
  29. TWENTY-TWO
  30. TWENTY-THREE
  31. TWENTY-FOUR
  32. TWENTY-FIVE
  33. TWENTY-SIX
  34. INTERLUDE
  35. PART IV
  36. TWENTY-SEVEN
  37. TWENTY-EIGHT
  38. TWENTY-NINE
  39. THIRTY
  40. THIRTY-ONE
  41. THIRTY-TWO
  42. THIRTY-THREE
  43. THIRTY-FOUR
  44. INTERLUDE
  45. PART V
  46. THIRTY-FIVE
  47. THIRTY-SIX
  48. THIRTY-SEVEN
  49. THIRTY-EIGHT
  50. PART VI
  51. THIRTY-NINE
  52. FORTY
  53. FORTY-ONE
  54. FORTY-TWO
  55. FORTY-THREE
  56. FORTY-FOUR
  57. FORTY-FIVE
  58. INTERLUDE
  59. PART VII
  60. FORTY-SIX
  61. FORTY-SEVEN
  62. FORTY-EIGHT
  63. FORTY-NINE
  64. FIFTY
  65. FIFTY-ONE
  66. FIFTY-TWO
  67. PART VIII
  68. FIFTY-THREE
  69. FIFTY-FOUR
  70. FIFTY-FIVE
  71. FIFTY-SIX
  72. EPILOGUE
  73. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  74. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  75. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  76. Newsletter Sign-up

“Oh, and you’re above all that, then?” Simon rolled his head, kicking at the dirt of the training yard. It was empty but for the two of them and a sharp morning sunlight, but soon it would be flooded with the newest class of recruits for morning routines. “These five Gerolds you won’t stop going on about, you seem to think they’re evil enough.”

Guy stared at the double doors of the barracks, ready to vomit out its collection of wet boys. “Not evil, no. There’s no such thing, good and evil. There’s just good and … disappointing. Everyone starts off good, you know, until they choose to disappoint.”

“Is that how you punish your enemies?” the Scotsman laughed. “Sit ’em down and tell ’em how very disappointed you are?”

“I said nothing about enemies. You’re talking morality, and I’m talking politics.” He reached out for the axe from Simon, and tested out its weight. “If assuming your enemies are bad men makes you feel better about fighting them, that’s your prerogative, but it certainly doesn’t make it true.”

“I don’t have any enemies.”

“Of course not. You must have opinions first to have enemies.”

Simon balked. “I have opinions!”

“You have opinions on soup. Nobody goes to war for that.” Guy swung the axe down into a log, but it remained in one piece. Guy frowned at it, but still it did not split. “I bring you along to recruit from the gaols because pulling an ill opinion from you is a difficult thing. If you don’t like a recruit, they must be a particular new brand of filth. Myself, I tend to hate everyone. Primarily based on the fact that most people I meet are human, and humans are a generally foul lot. So everyone we interrogate rubs me the wrong way, but if one rubs you the wrong way, that’s something else. So do me a favor and judge harshly, so that our servant girls won’t have to be afraid of any monsters in their beds.”

Simon shook his big beefy head. “I lost track. Are humans all born good, or are they all filth? You seem to want it both ways.”

Guy tried to pry the axehead free. “Just because I hate most people doesn’t mean they’re evil. I’m just particular.” He gave up and moved away, not in the mood for being questioned. He was in the mood for yelling harsh things at people who were forced to listen to him, which was delightfully about to happen.