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Chapters (50)
  1. Praise
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Awful Truth
  7. The Life
  8. Make That Four
  9. Heaven, or: Last April at the Frick
  10. New Punch Line
  11. The J-Mart Employee of the Year Pleads His Case
  12. Reminder
  13. Auto-Nav
  14. Our Greatest Hit Hits Again, or: Who Is the Rat Burglar?
  15. I’m the Mang?
  16. Me vs. the Goldfish
  17. Size Matters
  18. Life of Crime
  19. I High-Beam the Dream
  20. What the Covet Girl Tells Me
  21. How Memory Harvesting Can Save Your Life
  22. The Sound of Our Future Together
  23. Bullet by Bullet
  24. The Effects of Drinking and Dosing
  25. A Bra Tells the Truth
  26. Gun Therapy
  27. WWPD: What Would Pinkerton Do?
  28. The Nakamura Job
  29. The Treachery of Images
  30. Herk to the Rescue
  31. The Truth About Herkimer
  32. The Polecat
  33. Do I or Don’t I?
  34. The World I Know Nothing About
  35. Kong’s Price
  36. Bathroom Talk
  37. Good Start
  38. Reunited
  39. Baconmouth
  40. Teamwork
  41. A Picture of Loveliness
  42. The Forty-fifth Murder
  43. The Unreachable
  44. Ambiguity
  45. Exit
  46. Sacrifice
  47. Otto Starks, Supernova
  48. Snitching
  49. Clean Getaway
  50. Acknowledgements

The job that pushed me into the art market full-time. Talent, at least those who don’t work for Azar, are reluctant to kill you—attempted robbery is an easier rap than murder—but spies and terrorists? They don’t care. They’ll shoot at you. And they’ll hit you. And it will hurt much worse, and for much longer, than you think it will.

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A bit of a whopper, actually. No one really has an immunity to Nix. What makes it such a nasty customer? Nix has incredible bioavailability—nearly instantaneous—and the antidote requires several applications at thirty-second intervals, which means that the cure often loses the race to the fast-acting toxin. So if you’ve got any last words before your entire body is paralyzed, you’d better spit them out, pronto. It’s brand-new, too, a hybrid of the natural maculotoxin found in blue-ringed octopods and some kind of synthetic. You get all the pain and paralysis of the former but, thanks to the latter, not death. If you want to paralyze someone for the rest of his life, and you want to do it with maximum discomfort, Nix is for you. I’ve been working hard to build up a resistance, but because it’s so new, and a hybrid, it’s tricky. I’m only up to one ten-milligram pill, and even that amount makes my lips and tongue tingle with numbness. So I really shouldn’t say I have an immunity to Nix. Even saying “resistance” is a stretcher. It’s a work in progress.

21

Attempted to use trained ball python to infiltrate air shaft; busted when I discovered the snake coiled under heater for warmth.

22

Drilled up through concrete flooring; I detected vibrations through bare feet on the tile.

23

Failed to lubricate the soles of his shoes and when he tried to walk across tiles that had been sprayed with movie butter—an old favorite of mine—I heard, from several rooms away, the sticky, riplike sound of rubber separating from adhesive.

24

Cut green wire.

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