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Chapters (50)
  1. Praise
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Awful Truth
  7. The Life
  8. Make That Four
  9. Heaven, or: Last April at the Frick
  10. New Punch Line
  11. The J-Mart Employee of the Year Pleads His Case
  12. Reminder
  13. Auto-Nav
  14. Our Greatest Hit Hits Again, or: Who Is the Rat Burglar?
  15. I’m the Mang?
  16. Me vs. the Goldfish
  17. Size Matters
  18. Life of Crime
  19. I High-Beam the Dream
  20. What the Covet Girl Tells Me
  21. How Memory Harvesting Can Save Your Life
  22. The Sound of Our Future Together
  23. Bullet by Bullet
  24. The Effects of Drinking and Dosing
  25. A Bra Tells the Truth
  26. Gun Therapy
  27. WWPD: What Would Pinkerton Do?
  28. The Nakamura Job
  29. The Treachery of Images
  30. Herk to the Rescue
  31. The Truth About Herkimer
  32. The Polecat
  33. Do I or Don’t I?
  34. The World I Know Nothing About
  35. Kong’s Price
  36. Bathroom Talk
  37. Good Start
  38. Reunited
  39. Baconmouth
  40. Teamwork
  41. A Picture of Loveliness
  42. The Forty-fifth Murder
  43. The Unreachable
  44. Ambiguity
  45. Exit
  46. Sacrifice
  47. Otto Starks, Supernova
  48. Snitching
  49. Clean Getaway
  50. Acknowledgements

She chews on this, but not for too long. “What’s the second thing?”

“The Rat Burglar doesn’t go in the mainline,” I say, swallowing down the wet sobs in my throat. “I want protective custody for the whole sentence. Nowhere near any of Azar’s people. Not at any time.”

“The Rat Burglar burned you. Why help him?”

“It doesn’t matter. Do we have a deal? Yes or no?”

“Don’t get fancy, Starks. You’re not smart enough for tricks.”

“No tricks. That’s what I want.”

“Whatever you’re trying to pull, it won’t work.”

“In ten seconds I’m hanging up. You’ll never hear from me again.”

Thieves belong in jail, I keep telling myself. Pulses don’t. I’m not evil. I’m not betraying love.

And anyway: you can’t betray a love that never existed.

Right?

“Starks,” she says, mystified, “are you . . . crying?”

“Five seconds,” I say. “Yes or no?”

There is another long, portentous silence. In the background I can hear the tumult and whine of the precinct, the sounds of importunity and denial, all the voices wretched, enraged, agonized, stuporous. How many lives are being unalterably ruined in that room right now? My lungs produce a wet, bronchospastic wheezing song of grief.

“O.K., Starks. I’ll talk to the judge.”

“Good.”

“But dead doesn’t do me any good. I want them alive—all of them—or the deal’s off.”

“Fine. I’ve got a Sankt-Moeller with GPS. SoL signal 1176.441 megahertz. Write it down: 1176.441 megahertz.”

“Got it,” she says. “When?”

“Soon. Be ready. And I’d bring a lot of backup.”

“So you’ll just . . .”

“The GPS on the button is good to within three feet. I’ll click it when I have her.”

“Her?”

I clap the cell shut and let my tear-cyclone blow into the toilet water.

Good Start

Good Start

The interior of Kong’s van is like the command center of a space-ship from a 1970s-era sci-fi flick—all screens and lights and intermittent beepings—and it is handsomely equipped with gear and guns. Kong outfits Jagjeet and me with minerlike head-mountedcameras, earpieces, and an array of thief tools that look like unpatentable surgical implements. There are various cutters, clamps, tubes, something that I assume is a probe of some sort.

“I told you,” I say when Jagjeet opens a gun case. “No one’s killing anybody.”

“The guys inside Azar’s are going to have guns,” Kong points out.

I pull a dart gun off the rack. “Then we’ll use these.”

“You have to load a new dart every time you want to shoot,” Kong says. “You’ll have ten rounds in you before you get to fire a second shot.”

“Then we’d better not miss.”

“What if there are more than two guys?”

“Then we’d better not get caught.”

“There are only five darts.”

“This is what we’re using.”