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Chapters (50)
  1. Praise
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Awful Truth
  7. The Life
  8. Make That Four
  9. Heaven, or: Last April at the Frick
  10. New Punch Line
  11. The J-Mart Employee of the Year Pleads His Case
  12. Reminder
  13. Auto-Nav
  14. Our Greatest Hit Hits Again, or: Who Is the Rat Burglar?
  15. I’m the Mang?
  16. Me vs. the Goldfish
  17. Size Matters
  18. Life of Crime
  19. I High-Beam the Dream
  20. What the Covet Girl Tells Me
  21. How Memory Harvesting Can Save Your Life
  22. The Sound of Our Future Together
  23. Bullet by Bullet
  24. The Effects of Drinking and Dosing
  25. A Bra Tells the Truth
  26. Gun Therapy
  27. WWPD: What Would Pinkerton Do?
  28. The Nakamura Job
  29. The Treachery of Images
  30. Herk to the Rescue
  31. The Truth About Herkimer
  32. The Polecat
  33. Do I or Don’t I?
  34. The World I Know Nothing About
  35. Kong’s Price
  36. Bathroom Talk
  37. Good Start
  38. Reunited
  39. Baconmouth
  40. Teamwork
  41. A Picture of Loveliness
  42. The Forty-fifth Murder
  43. The Unreachable
  44. Ambiguity
  45. Exit
  46. Sacrifice
  47. Otto Starks, Supernova
  48. Snitching
  49. Clean Getaway
  50. Acknowledgements

A badass paralytic known in pulse circles as “Nix” because, brother, once that sucker is in your bloodstream and staring down your site 1 voltage-gated fast sodium channels, there is not one thing you can do about it. You are going to be paralyzed permanently, and it is going to hurt.

12

“Looking,” I should say. “Pliant looking.”

13

At that range I could detect pomegranate and carbonation on her breath and rosemary and mint and something else, something mysterious and warm, in her hair. The polished leather of her shoes. Crushed grass and pollen—had she walked through the park?—and a hint of dewy, fresh sweat.

14

More on them soon.

15

I have made one attempt. Technically. I’m not sure it counts, but it was three weeks ago, when I had just been assigned the K’plua job and things were looking up. I called the hotel, packed her bags, whisked her away in the reliably unreliable Reliant, and pulled over when she asked what that noise was. I pulled out the velvet box, started shaking it, and, from under the hood, said, “Do you know what that sound is?” Charlie said, “What is it?” and then, suddenly, I froze up like I had scarfed fifty milligrams of Nix. “Nothing,” I said. “It’s nothing.” I can’t explain it. It was just total G-lock—bang, freeze, done—and I haven’t tried since.

16

Her specialty—wouldn’t you know it?—is the Rat Burglar. She will say that it is “limits of first- and third-world diplomacy and legal, moral, and fiscal issues in cultural patrimony.” Or something that sounds a lot like it. I don’t really understand her research, but I do know that she supports the Rat Burglar because he “restores” artworks to their countries of origin, which is a stance that has earned her the enmity of her department and just about every museum worker in the country. And, naturally, nearly every pulse on earth, including this one.

17

This sort of thing isn’t limited to pulses, either; it’s no treat, I’m sure, for Frankie Nickels to be serving time in a maximum-strength facility while paralyzed from the neck down. Maybe I’m a sucker, but I can’t help feeling bad for him. Sometimes I’m even tempted to go visit him, to bring him some brownies or something, but then I think that he worked for Azar, and was a colleague of Jimmy the Hat, and I think of what Jimmy did to Kong. And what he did, just one week later, to Pinkerton.

18

Before you say anything: I was young; I was poor; I needed the money.

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