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Chapters (50)
  1. Praise
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Epigraph
  6. The Awful Truth
  7. The Life
  8. Make That Four
  9. Heaven, or: Last April at the Frick
  10. New Punch Line
  11. The J-Mart Employee of the Year Pleads His Case
  12. Reminder
  13. Auto-Nav
  14. Our Greatest Hit Hits Again, or: Who Is the Rat Burglar?
  15. I’m the Mang?
  16. Me vs. the Goldfish
  17. Size Matters
  18. Life of Crime
  19. I High-Beam the Dream
  20. What the Covet Girl Tells Me
  21. How Memory Harvesting Can Save Your Life
  22. The Sound of Our Future Together
  23. Bullet by Bullet
  24. The Effects of Drinking and Dosing
  25. A Bra Tells the Truth
  26. Gun Therapy
  27. WWPD: What Would Pinkerton Do?
  28. The Nakamura Job
  29. The Treachery of Images
  30. Herk to the Rescue
  31. The Truth About Herkimer
  32. The Polecat
  33. Do I or Don’t I?
  34. The World I Know Nothing About
  35. Kong’s Price
  36. Bathroom Talk
  37. Good Start
  38. Reunited
  39. Baconmouth
  40. Teamwork
  41. A Picture of Loveliness
  42. The Forty-fifth Murder
  43. The Unreachable
  44. Ambiguity
  45. Exit
  46. Sacrifice
  47. Otto Starks, Supernova
  48. Snitching
  49. Clean Getaway
  50. Acknowledgements

Wiping at his eye, he hands me his cell phone. On the screen is a picture of Charlie in her underwear, gagged, her wrists and ankles duct-taped to a metal chair. Her head is hanging down, her beautiful hair curtained over her face. The picture is grainy but I can see the marks on her body. I also see Herkimer next to her, leering at the camera, a blade in his hand.

“What’s he going to do to her?” I say.

“What do you think?”

I can’t bring myself to say the words.

“Unless I bring you in,” Jagjeet says, “he’s going to do exactly what you think.”

I squeeze shut my eyes. Against the image, against the truth, against everything.

“You should have let me kill him,” Jagjeet says.

“So now what? You’re going to turn me over to Azar?”

“I would if Charlie wanted. But she does not want to live without you.”

“So what do you need me for?”

We’ve been going in circles around the neighborhood. Jagjeet pulls the cab over, not far from where I failed to propose to Charlie, slides the Plexiglas window open and stares at me as if I’m thick.

“I’m just muscle. I don’t know anything about alarm systems or electronics or surveillance or anything. I need your expertise to help get her out.”

“Me?”

“You’re a pulse. You know all about security.”

“Not really. Not in a useful way.”

“What?”

“I don’t know anything about alarm systems or electronics or anything. Nothing. Nada. I can’t pick a lock. I tried to break into Schermer’s apartment and I couldn’t get past the garage door.”

“But you’re a pulse.”

“Right. I keep people out. That doesn’t mean I can get in.”

When I punched him at Charlie’s he hardly moved a muscle but he recoils from this news as if struck in the head with a shovel. His expression swallows itself, then gags. The lights go out in his eyes, but seconds later they flash back on like searchlights.

“I know who can help,” he says, throwing the car in gear. “I know where to go.”

“You still haven’t given me a reason to help her.”

Cutting up Throop, he again he looks at me in the mirror like I’m stupid.

“Because you love her.”

He thinks I can’t argue with this. He’s right. I hate Charlie but I love her, and I have nothing to live for except keeping her safe. If I can save Charlie, I will. If I can die while saving her, even better.

Kong’s Price

Kong’s Price